Peaches is in full chaos mode this Thursday on Peaches Pit Party, and it's officially the first day of spring — which of course means it’s still snowing in Idaho and people are revenge-quitting their jobs like it’s trendy.
Here’s what went down:
- Sleep Token’s tour sells out in seconds while fans crumble in Ticketmaster queues (Peaches still doesn’t know how his dad got those AC/DC tickets)
- Local band GEL breaks up after their guitarist went full villain: stolen money, Reddit leaks, and permanent D-bag status
- The “Papa Scream the Weather” ticket contest gets its final shot — including Peaches contemplating a 1:30 AM surprise call-in just to mess with people
- NCAA March Madness is alive and well in the office, and Peaches has five brackets riding on pure vibes and ChatGPT math
- DMV appointment scalpers are reselling time slots in Florida like it’s a Taylor Swift concert
- Revenge quitting is in, and Peaches is way too superstitious for that life
- Iguana omelets? Yeah, Florida’s got that too.
And in To Peach Their Own, the question is simple: What is the absolute worst chore? Listeners call in with passionate hatred for everything from dishes to dusting to cleaning pig pens — and one guy thinks chopping wood in the cold is just plain medieval.
Oh, and Tracy Morgan threw up at a Knicks game, Peaches still doesn’t have a working dishwasher, and your windows might just be judging you.