Peaches is holding on by a baking-soda-covered thread in this jam-packed Tuesday episode of Peaches Pit Party. Between scrubbing grout like a home makeover contestant and dodging a group chat meltdown over July kayaking plans, the show still manages to hit hard with fresh concert news, sports headlines, tech nostalgia, and Florida weirdness — lots of Florida weirdness.
In this episode:
- Deep cleaning the bathroom turns into emotional combat as one friend loses it in the group chat over kayaking plans — and Peaches considers muting humanity
- Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace announce a co-headlining tour with Return to Dust, coming to Salt Lake City Sept. 27th
- Blink-182 drops a new leg of their tour with Alkaline Trio — not hitting Idaho, but still huge
- A Yellowstone tourist gets 7 days in jail for walking too close to Old Faithful — Peaches predicts bison goring headlines are just around the corner
- A real petition to put googly eyes on New Jersey Transit trains takes off, and Peaches is somehow here for it
- Shot Clock Sports Update includes:
- A major ad mishap involving Roberto Clemente’s logo at PNC Park
- The NFL draft drama surrounding Deion and Shedeur Sanders
- Jason Momoa begging for Black Sabbath tickets and accidentally becoming the host
Also:
- Captain’s Quarters restaurant in Kentucky literally floods itself on purpose to survive flood damage — science, or a bet gone too far?
- Peaches ends up on Yahoo News reading a legit academic study titled “I Studied Hooters Girls for a Living” and yes, it’s real
- Debate of the day: Is it weirder to brush your teeth with KFC-flavored toothpaste or be buried in a Snickers-themed coffin?
- Three Florida teens attack the Easter Bunny at a mall — because apparently Florida doesn’t believe in holidays or joy
- Texas might build an Autobahn-style highway with no speed limit, but Peaches is 99% sure it’s fake internet rage bait
- And the true mark of adulthood: Peaches realizes he needs a giant wall calendar to track his shower scrubbing, vacation dates, and the fall of civilization
In To Peach Their Own: “What outdated tech do you secretly miss?”
Listeners call in to shout out:
Listeners call in to shout out:
- The Microsoft Zune
- Nintendo GameCube
- CD players in cars
- Pagers (?!?)
- And actual buttons on phones (RIP tactile feedback)
Also mentioned: Dreamcast, landlines, and iPods full of embarrassing throwbacks.