Ep. 171 - Nachos Down My Pants: A Love Story - 05/08/2025
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Ep. 171 - Nachos Down My Pants: A Love Story - 05/08/2025

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I wish I was going to Parkway Drive. They're gonna be in Salt Lake City at the Utah First Credit Union Amphitheater. Oh, what date is that? Oh, yeah. July 8.

I should know that because my friends are coming out to the area for the first time in four years, coming to see me, hang out. We're gonna do a whole lot in the span of, like, four days. They're coming out late July second. They're gonna stay with me throughout the entire time, and then July 7 is when they'll leave. But over the weekend after the July 4, we're gonna be heading to Twin Falls, and we'll be doing a little fun camping trip.

I shouldn't even call it a camping trip. We're staying at a hotel. Never mind. We're gonna be doing a fun little, weekend getaway to Twin Falls, Idaho out of all places. Gonna do some kayaking and all that.

That's what my friend Matt wanted to do. So, you know, he likes to take over the entire, the entire itinerary and do what he wants to do. So I'm like, you know what? I'm down for it. Let's go.

July 8, I'm not feeling like, after that trip, after that whole, time with my friends that I'm gonna be able to, afford a trip down to Salt Lake City to the Utah First Credit Union Amphitheater to go see Killswitch Engage Parkway Drive, So many other bands on the on that lineup. You can find that on our concert calendar at riverbendmediagroup.com/calendar. We're approaching the weekend. Don't forget, is it this Sunday that it is Mother's Day? Sunday, May eleventh.

I was looking here at this, this fine list of what not to get your mom for Mother's Day. The best thing to do is to give her a card and some flowers and say, hey. Thank you so much because moms are always the but my mom is the absolute best, the most selfless person. I hardly ever talk about her on the air because, one, she doesn't want me to talk about her. She's very, allergic to the camera.

She hates getting pictures taken, all of that stuff. And I wouldn't dare put her on the air like I do with my dad. My dad's the complete opposite. He likes to entertain. We'll have to have him in here when he decides to visit again.

I don't think my mom's ever gonna come out here. I I don't think she wants to, or she just can't really move all that well like she used to, but she is one of the best people ever. And I couldn't get her a gift big enough every year for Mother's Day if I really tried to tried to. But this list here of the worst Mother's Day gifts, the top eight I mean, they're all pretty obvious. Right?

Weight loss products, don't get your mom Ozempic this Mother's Day unless she's really asking for it. Like, she's like, oh, man. I wish I had that Ozempic. If she's saying that, you might as well get it for her. But be be cautious with that type of thing.

There's a lot of, side effects I've seen from that Ozempic crap, like, rotting bones and stuff. I'm like, I'm not putting that stuff in me. I need to lose weight, but I'll do so the old fashioned way. Cleaning supplies, I feel like my mom would like that, though. My mom's thankful.

I I think I got my, some of my traits from her. Most of my traits from her, I should say, because anytime I get a weird gift, I appreciate it. Like, if someone handed me a Dollar Tree bottle of windows window cleaner, I would be, hey. Thank you so much. I needed this.

I would actually use it. How to Cook cookbook, don't get your mom that, a self help book she didn't ask for. I would say just avoid giving someone a self help book overall. I got one one year for Christmas. It's just been sitting on my bookshelf.

It just sits there. I'm like, I'm there's no way ever I'm going to read this. I might have to donate it at some time. Gift card to your favorite store, not her favorite store, your favorite store, chocolates from another holiday, gas station flowers. What what gas station sells flowers?

Are you talking about, like, the people on the corner that sometimes just, you know, sell flowers there? Those are the those are the flowers my dad gets my mom. She's perfectly happy. Last minute homemade coupon book. I feel like my mom would appreciate that too.

What whatever it may be this Mother's Day, get your mom something nice. Feel free to get a hold of me. You can over at (208) 535-1015. We'll continue Peach's pit party here in just a few on KayBear one zero one. You know, GoFundMe can do a whole lot of good for for people, but not everyone asking for money is doing it for legitimate reasons.

In fact, lots of people are asking for money for some pretty questionable things over on GoFundMe. I saw one here that was pretty honest. Booze and Gas Money requested $50. Buying Dave Grohl. Yes.

That Dave Grohl, and they're requesting $35,000. And so far, they've raised 2,000. Who's donating to that campaign? Maybe there's some people with a whole lot of just, like, excess money. They're like, sure.

Let me donate to that campaign for the meme. A treadmill for someone who will die without one. His words, he said running in the winter was too dangerous. It is. I have to go to the gym and run on the treadmill at that time.

I'm afraid because of my height that the that when I'm my back foot is going to clip the end of the treadmill, and then I'm gonna go falling, and then I'll never return to that gym ever again. Another campaign here, money for her sister's gap year even though she does not know exactly what she needs it for yet. Okay. At least they're honest. At least they're honest.

Money for a woman who decided she didn't want to leave New York City after her vacation. Goal was $350. She got 400. A woman wants to move to LA and is asking for $3,000. Again, at least these people are honest.

Right? They're not saying it's from for some, like, sick kid or something like that, and they end up taking the whole money. I remember when my friend, Bobby and I, quite a long time ago, we decided to do a campaign to where we would try to sit courtside at an LA Clippers game. And we said we were setting our job money aside, but we love some extra help in doing so. No one ever donated to that campaign.

My dad actually, no. You know what? My dad did. He donated $20 and said, good luck. Peach's pit party on Kay Bear one zero one.

Now people are relying on AI to quit their job. This woman, she said she quit her job because ChatGPT told her to. She posted on Reddit about her toxic work environment. There's that, that key phrase, that buzz phrase everyone likes to use where she was underpaid and underappreciated for years. The stress was affecting both her mental and physical health.

One day after having yet another project dumped on her, she reached her limit. She says she was in the bathroom and decided to ask Chatt GPT what she should do. And according to her post, here's what AI told her after she described her situation. Drop the project. Stop working.

You've already exceeded your capacity, given explicit warnings, and been ignored. Continuing rewards their dysfunction and punishes your body. Let the consequences fall where they belong. Your health is not collateral for bad leadership. Walk away from the task now.

Leave early. You've already worked through breaks and picked up extra tasks. Log your hours as full. Do not ask. Do not do not announce.

Just go. She says something in her just clicked after that, and she packed up her stuff then left stuff and left for good. I wonder what the update is on her. Did she, is she gonna use this as a when she has to apply to another job? Be like, yeah.

Chat GPT told me to leave my past position, and now I'm here. I'm hoping she doesn't say that because I mean, let's ask chat GPT, Should I quit my job as host of Peach's Pit Party in the afternoon on KBear one zero one? Let's just do it as simple as that. See what it tells me. Searching the web.

Okay. Waiting, waiting. Why is it searching the web? Just tell me something. Deciding whether to leave your role as host of Peach's Pit Party on KBear one zero one is decision that depends on various personal professional factors.

Oh my god. It includes a picture of me in this chat CPT article. It must have pulled up an old interview that I did from years ago back when they first started. Baby face Brendon here on the screen. Peach's Pit Party airs weekdays from 2PM to 7PM Mountain Standard Time on K Bear one zero one, Idaho's prominent rock station is what it calls it.

The show the show is known for its engaging and humorous content. Is it? Covering topics from music and pop culture to quirky news stories, your unique voice and personality have cultivated a dedicated listener base. Yeah. What?

Two people, and one of them is, like, my mom? And the show's popularity is evident through its availability on platforms like Apple Podcasts and Amazon Music. Yeah. Peaches Pit Party is available everywhere. And I I said my mom I don't think my mom's listening.

I think it's more so my dad. Maybe. Maybe it's on in his computer at his trophy store. It's giving me reasons to stay, reasons to consider relieving, reflective questions. There you go.

If you wanna quit your job, have chat GPT write your two weeks notice or maybe just get up and leave and leave a chat GPT generated note. No. I'm kidding. Please don't do this. I do not wanna be responsible for suggesting this even in the first place.

Don't do this. Just if you don't like your job, make your own decision. Alrighty. Some good news here. I'm I'm very happy to see this.

Woman attracted to bald beefcakes. According to a new survey, women are attracted to bald guys with big muscles. I got the bald head. That's about it. Take it or leave it.

The survey found the number one trait that makes woman attracted to you was a muscular physique. After that, a bald head is the next most desired feature in men beating out dark, curly, and blonde haired men. There we go. Despite all the time and money men spend on trying to regrow hair, the trend is definitely bald is beautiful. And this has to do with baldness being connected with positive traits like maturity, intelligence, honesty, and education.

Look at that. A lack of hair is somehow connected to all of those. I'm bald. I'm dumb, but I'll pretend. I'll I'll give off the look.

I'll give off that certain look like I'm a scholar. Right? And then they try talking to me, and then they go, okay. Yeah. This guy's an idiot, and they run away.

Pictures in the Philadelphia Phillies bullpen have come up with a new game to play as they wait to get called into each night's contest. They look at the fans to the stands at Citizens Bank Park and write down a prediction for that game's attendance on the baseball in the early innings. Now each guess is also marked with the jersey number of the player who made it. The pitcher who gets the closest the closest figure to the actual attendance without going over gets to keep the baseball as a memento. I guess, whatever keeps you entertained.

Right? In the world of transfer porters and porters portals and NIL deals with worth millions of dollars, It's almost refreshing to hear a story about a school being punished for poor academics. Akron Football will be ineligible for the postseason in 2025 due to its academic progress report. The Zips had a multiyear score of 914, which measures a four year time frame and is below the required threshold of 930. Akron would be the first school to be launched, to be banned from the postseason for academic reasons since Idaho in 2014.

And while Akron might be banned from any Bulls next season, it's highly unlikely they will they would qualify for one. They would qualify for one. They are eight in 28 over the past three seasons and last played in a bowl game in 2017. What is this running news here? Faith Kipi Yegon?

Kippie Yegon currently holds the woman's record, the world record, for the mile run at four minutes and seven point six four seconds. And this summer, she hopes to become the first woman in human history to run the mile in less than four minutes. The attempt is part of Nike's breaking four campaign, and she'll run on June 26 in Paris, something fun to look forward to for sure. What would it be like to run that fast? I would love to see, like can someone strap a GoPro to her so I can see what that looks like?

Because, you know, I'll never get to that pace. I was that guy with a twelve minute mile back in middle school, and I'm still still that way. At least I'm consistent. Right? That is it for your Shot Clock sports update right here on Cabaret one zero one.

With technology, with the power of AI, AI is bringing back a voice from the past. Now during the nineteen nineties, announcer Jim Fagan narrated the promos for the NBA on NBC covering such superstars as, you know, Michael Jordan, Shaquille O'Neal, and Hakeem Olajuwon next season. NBC will once again be airing NBA games, and the network wants to celebrate those games with nostalgia. They brought back the original theme song, which I talked about, round ball rock, around all rock. But, unfortunately, Jim Fagan passed away in 2017, so NBA or NBC will use an AI generated version of Fagan's voice to create modern promos with an old time feel.

Do they get permission from his family? I would assume so. Maybe not. Maybe we'll see, like, the sun speak out, like, how dare you guys use my dad's voice in that type of fashion. The power of AI, man, it's scary.

I was just talking to Josh and Victor a couple days ago about how, people are now using AI to replicate somebody's voice and then use that on phone calls to start making decisions for them, which is pretty crazy. Right? We're reaching that time where we're not gonna believe anything at all. It's it's gonna be weird. I can't believe I'm just talking about this on the show now.

I saw the article. I even posted about it on on k barrel one zero one, Idahara Rock and Metal on Facebook saying that I need to meet this dog. East Idaho News posted this article about how right here in the area in Idaho Falls, there is the world's tallest dog. His name's Reginald. I mean, clearly, he's a Great Dane, and I think they said he's about three foot three inches tall on all fours, and that's without that's just his body.

That's not his head. I I really we need to get him into the, the studio here. We need to go we need to either go to Reginald and the owner, Sam. Sam, if you're tuning in right now, please would love to meet this dog. I need to get a photo with Reginald for sure.

But if anybody knows this, this owner who has Reginald, please reach out to her. I'm gonna reach out to her on Facebook, see if we can try, see if I can, somehow convince Jade to allow the world's tallest dog into the Cabir studio. If you wanna learn more about this article, you can go to eastidahonews.com. It's also available on their YouTube channel. If you wanna see Reginald, move around and all that, that's the video I've been watching the past couple of minutes.

Peach's pit party on K Bear one zero one. For some reason, this is a debate going on online right now. Is taking your husband's last name after marriage an outdated tradition with couples getting married later and women already established in their careers with their own last name? Does it make sense to change things? I mean, obviously, it's entirely up to you as a as a couple.

But I'm I'm thinking about my last name specifically, Peach, because there's still tons of people that even listen to me in the afternoon, hear me on the air, and they go, why do they call you Peaches? My last name's legitimately Peach. Brendon Peach is my real name. It's not a fake name in any way, shape, or form. No.

That's I was born with a stage name. And you would think that would be, like, one of the most attractive last names to try to take, you know, to try to marry me for, something like that. The I I remember growing up when I was, like, 13, and my last name was on my, baseball uniform. And there was, like, mom's going, oh, women are gonna love his last name, seeing my seeing peach number 32 on the back of my jersey. But I was thinking about it.

I mean, there is that hassle of all the paperwork and ID changes and even, voting can be more difficult if your married name doesn't match your registration, things like that. I mean, it is a hassle, but it's entirely up to you. I just saw this. I'm like, you know what? Sure.

I'll talk about it. East Idaho News posted this article earlier today. I think I heard other DJs talking about this, dangerous social media trend. I mean, if it's a social media trend, isn't it always dangerous? It's always gonna be something dumb.

I remember the pass out challenge, the most famous one, the Tide Pod Challenge, where people were eating Tide Pods like they were Gushers for some reason. The superintendent for Idaho Falls School District ninety one, he, is encouraging parents to talk to their children about this trend where you try to intentionally light things on fire, not in, like, you know, light a lighter and or put a lighter to something, watch it go ablaze. No. Some students across the country have been inserting metal or conductive items into the USB ports of Chromebooks and things like that to intentionally start a fire or cause damage. That was from an email to parents from the superintendent, Carla La Orange.

In extreme cases, this has resulted in devices catching fire and evacuations of entire school buildings. Something dumb. You know, According to the release, any student who engages in this behavior could face the full cost of replacing the damaged school device, disciplinary action in accordance with school policies, possible criminal charges, including vandalism. If you wanna look at this article, go to eastidahonews.com, and don't be dumb. Don't follow those stupid trends on social media.

I'm the guy who likes to have fun, but shoving a metal thing into a USB port, it could just result in terrible, terrible things. It's like putting a fork in electrical outlet. Don't do that. Which one should I go for? Iguana army or nacho typical domestic dispute?

Why not do both in two separate breaks? First, I'll start with this one. Reptile Wranglers in Florida responded to a call from a homeowner who had a problem with iguanas burrowing holes in the yard. She had no idea how big her problem was. Wranglers got to the house and wound up finding nearly 100 iguana eggs on the property.

Michael Ronquillo, owner of the, owner of is it Hurricane? No. Humane wow. My eyes are bad. Owner of Humane Iguana Control said we removed 98 eggs.

Three female iguanas had nested in burrows that were all interconnected, and each had laid her own clutch. He added that it was the most eggs that they've ever collected from a single property. Had the homeowner not called them, she would have had she would have eventually had an army of iguanas on her property. Imagine waking up to that. Sometimes Florida seems like the prettiest place to move to, but then you hear about the weather.

You hear about iguanas falling from trees, iguanas potentially starting an army at your house, Florida people, and you're like, nah. You know what? Maybe it's not so great. Alright. Let's let's talk about this qualifier for what the headline again in Florida, out of all places.

No surprise there. A Florida woman was arrested for domestic battery after she allegedly attacked her wife with nachos and shoved cheese down the back of her leggings. That's right. Allison Swan, a nurse, got into an argument with her wife at 3AM. Swan was upset that her wife was eating nachos and made a comment about her weight.

Uh-oh. The argument turned violent when Swan allegedly grabbed a handful of cheesy nachos and shoved them shoved them down the victim's pants. Swan then hooked her fingers into the wife's mouth like a fish fish hook and repeatedly slammed her head into the floor. Jeez. Someone's been having, like, a rough rough time being a nurse and all that.

She's taking her frustrations out of her wife. Hey. You know what? You're getting fat. Stop eating the nachos.

Grabs a handful, shoves them down her pants. A friend of the wife heard the commotion over an open phone line and called 911. Police arrived, and the correspondent's like, I didn't do anything. She just fell. Denied any physical alter altercation.

Claimed her wife was drunk and covered herself in cheese. Officers, however, weren't buying it, placed her under arrest. She has been, released on bond and ordered to have no contact with her wife. That lady is gonna have a great story to tell for the rest of her life. Yeah.

I almost got killed by my by my ex. She shoved cheese nachos down my pants and proceeded to fish hook my mouth and beat me into the floor. I'll have to send this to Victor. I feel like he'll enjoy talking about this question on tomorrow's morning show if he decides to show up, if he's still okay after the, the encounter with the dentist from yesterday. Gamers, 30 years, year old, years old, years, year old.

Are you kidding me? Anyway, the show's almost over, but what what's something from back in your day that younger gamers today wouldn't understand? Cleaning the wheels for your mouse's balls. Someone said, man, out of context, that is weird. Yeah.

No kidding. Getting demo discs in gaming magazines? That must have been, like, a little before my time. Or it might have been happening during my time. I just didn't know about it.

Buying a game and basing that purchase pretty much entirely on the box art and description. Yeah. Something that I used to do when I used to go to Blockbuster. Let's see the box art. I'm gonna that game looks cool.

Ends up being complete garbage. We didn't have streamers and the wide availability of the Internet to completely kill any discovery or secrets the game had to the point insane rumors would start at school because no one could disprove it. I remember that. I'll I'll have to say this. I'll put the share button.

I'm gonna email this to Victor right now. Thanks for listening to Peach's Pit Party, the podcast. If you enjoyed the show, please share, subscribe, and rate the podcast. Peach's Pit Party is hosted by me, Peaches, AKA Brendan Peach, and is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com.

Until next time, Peach out.