In this absolutely unhinged episode of Peaches Pit Party, Brenden Peach dives headfirst into the weirdest corners of the internet, the radio, and Florida—because where else would you end up when sardines become fashion icons?
We kick things off with some heavy news from the rock scene, including a tribute to Dropout Kings’ Adam Ramey and a shocking San Diego plane crash with music industry ties. But it’s not all doom and gloom—Peach unpacks the chaotic rise of sardine-core (yes, fish-themed fashion), and rants about people who stop dead at Walmart entrances like they’re reenacting a deleted scene from The Walking Dead.
Elsewhere in the chaos:
- A Louisiana teacher drops a baggie of cocaine in a high school hallway and somehow still needs help with job interview prep.
- Sprite releases a tea fusion drink because TikTok told them to.
- AI James Earl Jones voices Darth Vader in Fortnite, and the actor’s union is not having it.
- Peaches calls out mustard elitists, celebrates cheap Pop-Tarts, and drops hot takes on ketchup branding.
- A Florida man is rescued from the ocean by a floating karaoke bar. Because of course he is.
Plus: Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen plays 143,000 people and ends in a draw, geocaching turns into gold coin hunting in the Czech Republic, and your favorite To Peach Their Own caller reminds us that happy wife = happy life (but with zero context and maximum awkward energy).
This episode is your one-stop shop for chaos, commentary, condiments, and cringe. Perfect for your Memorial Day pregame or any moment you need a little absurdity in your ears.