Ep. 193 - If You Name Your Kid After a Nuclear Disaster, I’m Judging You - 06/16/2025
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Ep. 193 - If You Name Your Kid After a Nuclear Disaster, I’m Judging You - 06/16/2025

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I believe we are the only radio station to play that song from I Prevail, their latest release, Violent Nature. I had to go out of my way to make my own radio edit of that track, so I Prevail. You're welcome. It's Peach's Pip Party on this fine Monday post Father's Day weekend. I hope your weekend was spectacular.

If you're a dad, I tried making a post yesterday. Every single year, my sister makes a compilation of my dad's antics. And I tried posting it last night, and it kept saying it was finishing up, finishing up, finishing up. And then sure enough, I checked the Facebook app, and it was completely gone. So I'm gonna try to reupload that, today for those that are friends with me on Facebook.

If you're not, you should add me, Brendan Peach. I always accept friend requests, especially from, from listeners that tune into the show. If you wanna get ahold of me, you can over at (208) 535-1015. Saturday night, I got invited to a pre Father's Day sort of get together, which, one, I'm not a father, so it was just fun to get invited finally somewhere. And so I show up, and I bring, like, bags of chips.

I was that guy that brought the the weird the the weird flavors of chips, but it was a righteous gamble because everybody seemed to enjoy, especially the, Golden Sriracha flavor that I brought. They have these Golden Sriracha Doritos that are sweet and spicy, and it's they're phenomenal. Brought those. I brought the Korean style fried chicken Lays. Also brought the, cheese pizza Cheetos puffs, which I personally love.

There's been a few nights where I've I've just eaten the entire bag. But the the whole event was great except except that, you know, now that it's summertime, the bugs are out, and I can tell you that I am a victim of I don't know what bug or bugs this was that bit me, but these bites are horrendous. I have a giant one on my elbow, and for some reason, they targeted both the backs of my knees. Both. And so every time I sit in a chair like this, like I'm sitting in right now, and I curl my legs or I I I fold my legs in half, it feels like I'm squashing grapes on the back of my, back of my legs.

I know it's a little TMI, but it's true. But it's true. Anyway, if you wanna get ahold of me, you can over at (208) 535-1015. Earlier this morning, Victor got a winner for today for the last podcast on the left ticket giveaway with the, JK Ultra Tour. They'll be making a stop in Sandy, Utah at the Sandy Amphitheater, Saturday, July 12.

If you wanna win those tickets, you'll have to play last tune on the left with us where we'll give out the, cue to call. We'll play a song and ask you, if you're caller 13, what, what figure or story is that song based off of? And if you guess it correctly, you win the pair of tickets for the, JK Ultra Tour, the last podcast on the left, which, I just started listening to recently just because Victor's recommended it in the past. And, I don't know. I feel like it's it's a very popular podcast.

I was checking it out, and I was I was enjoying the the recent side stories, episode. Quite unique. But, yeah, if you wanna take us to that, make sure to listen to last tune. Listen for the cue to call for last tune on the left, not right now. Peach's pit party, we'll be back here in just a few.

You know, people like to go completely out of their way to name their child something incredibly weird. I was about to open up a a Google tab here in the on the computer, but, it seems that Victor has left his tabs open with his accounts logged in. And I opened it up by complete accident. I look, and I'm like, oh, wait a minute. This is, you know, Victor's login and such.

But he had this article open about this mom to be roasted for naming her daughter after a tragic event that shocked the world, felt like getting punched in the face as a quote from the, the person. This person decided to name their kid Chernobyl Hope. Okay. I guess the mom's like, you know what? I thought it was unique.

I thought it'd be a great name to name my kid that. Listen. If you're if you're a parent or if you're about to be a parent and you're wondering what to name your kid, don't do this. You gotta think, what exactly are they gonna deal with for the rest of their lives? You know, I have a unique last name.

For some reason, people still don't know that the reason why my name is Peaches on the air is because I am Brendon Peach. That is my legitimate name. I think I'm the only person in the building that uses my legitimate name on the air. All the rest are fake. You know, I was born with the stage name.

Might as well live up to it. Right? But Brendan, my parents decided to give me a very unique spelling of it. I'm not Brandon, Brendan, Brendan, Brendan, which is even worse. But, yeah, Brendan, my parents wanted to be like, you know what?

Let's give him the an original name. Haven't been haven't been made fun of for that. More so, you know, joked about the last name, but people seem to like the last name. But I can't imagine wanting to look wanting to watch, like, the Chernobyl documentary or the TV show going, that would be a great name for my kid, a nuclear disaster. Let's go ahead and save that on my notes app right now to name my daughter Chernobyl and then add the word hope in there like it's some sort of cute thing.

I didn't even know this this account existed. It seems pretty funny. You might have to give it a follow. The the Pentagon Pizza Report. Is this legitimate?

Is there somebody that's truly dedicated to pizza that gets bought at the Pentagon? Wait. Hold on. Here, I'm clicking on it. It's a verified page.

Pentagon Pizza Report. Open source tracking of pizza spot activity around the Pentagon and other places. Frequent ish updates on where the lines are long. Interesting. Must it takes a people have no lives, do they, to do something like this?

But last Thursday now I don't wanna get political on here whatsoever. Last Thursday, I'm just saying, you know, a news story that happened. Last Thursday, Israel launched a surprise military strike on Iran. Big global news. And just before this event, this account on Twitter, or you can call it x, called Pentagon Pizza Report noted that there were increased pizza orders from takeout and delivery restaurants around the Pentagon.

It seemed employees at the Pentagon were busy late at night ordering pizza, and a few hours later, there was that military attack on Iran. Maybe this was a coincidence, but this, quote, unquote, pizza index also spiked other times, including in 1998 just before Operation Desert Fox, a major bombing campaign against Iraq was launched. Might as well queue up the conspiracy theory music on this one. Again, I I definitely need to follow this on the, K Bear Twitter page, K Bear one zero one FM, Pentagon Pizza Report, username, penpizzareport for short. I like how here in America, everything needs to be bigger for some reason, especially when it comes to desserts Because this, well, this popular New York City bakery known for its cupcakes has started baking up four pound colossal cupcakes, each one packed with 6,000 calories.

It's got layers of cake, frosting, and enough sugar to power a small town. But if you don't live near the original, Crumbs Bakeshop in New York, you have nothing to worry about because these giant cupcakes will be available at, Kroger stores across the country, which, I mean, if we do spot one here in the area, we might need to bring one in at Victor and I try it. For some reason, my friends, they're really, really wanting to go to Big Judd's. They're like, yeah. We know we wanna try that two and a half pound burger, whichever however big the colossal burger there is.

That's, like, the one place they're obsessed with. My friends coming out for the, fourth of July weekend. It's gonna be a fun time. They'll get to see the Melaleuca Freedom Celebration. Very excited to see that once more, the largest fireworks display West Of The Mississippi.

It's gonna be a whole lot of fun this fourth of July, which, by the way, you should attend. I've been talking to a lot of people recently, and they're like, out of all the years I've lived here in the in the area, I've never been. I'm like, well, you should attend. It's such a fun time. You got so many food vendors, think different activities all day, and then you got thirty minutes of fireworks or more synchronized to music on Classy ninety seven, the Melaleuca Freedom Celebration.

Oh, man. I'm excited for that. But, anyway, yeah, I guess, if you really wanna be a proud American, you can bring one of these, colossal cupcakes with you for the entire for you and the entire family and bring it to the Idaho Falls Community Hospital Riverfest presented by Idaho Central Credit Union, Tag and Go Car Wash, and Riverbend Media Group. So running back Saquon Barkley spent six seasons with the New York Giants. He's a great player, but didn't enjoy great team success until he joined the Eagles last season, led them to a Super Bowl victory.

That success has also resulted in Barkley topping the sales list of NFL licensed merchandise. A rundown of the, let's say, top five here. Saquon at number one, Patrick Mahomes at number two, Jalen Hurts three, Jaden Daniels four, and CJ Stroud at five. We've got another issue with live balls versus dead balls in Major League Baseball. It seems there's been more drag on the ball in 2025 than any than in any other of the nine seasons that the league has been keeping an eye on it.

That means equally hard hit fly balls are coming up about four feet shorter this season. MLB doesn't seem to know why and claims that there has been no change to the manufacturing, storage, or handling of baseballs this year, and all baseballs remain within specifications. Pitcher Aaron Savale, is that how you say his last name? Savale? Savale, c I v a l e, learned it might not be smart to demand an immediate trade when you get demoted to the bullpen.

Savale was dropped from the Milwaukee Brewers rotation on Thursday and then told his agent to ask the team for a trade. On Friday, the Brewers announced that they traded Saval to the worst team in the American League, the Chicago White Sox. The Brewers also sent cash to the White Sox to get back first baseman Andrew Vaughn. That is it for your Shot Clock sports update right here on K Bear one zero one. Peach's pit party on K Bear one zero one.

You can join us this Saturday, June 1 for this, family fun run and carnival supporting families with hospitalized children. It's gonna be happening at the waterfront at Snake River Landing from 10AM to 3PM. Get ready to run, play, make a difference. This exciting day is gonna be packed with fun activities for the whole family, really, all while supporting Ronald McDonald House Charities of Idaho Family Room. There's gonna be the family fun run, perfect for children of all ages and fitness levels.

Whether they're running for the first time or just having fun with friends, this event is all about participation, joy, and community. After the run's over, the fun does not stop. There will be carnival games, food, face painting, music, grab your cash machine, ponies, and more to keep the entire family entertained. If you want a rundown of all the times and all that vital information there, you can open up the app right now, the K Bear app, ALT app, or Cannonball one zero one app, and click on RMHC Family Fun Run right there. It'll give you all the vital information.

And, also, there will be a link on that page to get you to register for the fun run itself. Again, all supporting the Ronald McDonald House Charities of Idaho Family Room at EIRMC. Maybe I should make, today's to peach their own question something dumb like, hey. Do you put ketchup on your eggs? Well, there was that one listener that said, hey.

You asked too many food questions, so might as well keep asking them. Right? Well, do you put ketchup on your eggs? Are you one of those people that, right, as I said that, you went, ew, gross, or are you like, that's pretty good. Do Do people look at you like you've committed a crime against breakfast when you put the the ketchup on eggs?

Well, Heinz said, you know what? We want people to do something like that. We're we're wanting to normalize the ketchup on eggs lifestyle. They're rebranding bottles at, waffle houses down in the South and also around the country to say breakfast ketchup. I mean, sure.

I you'd put what you want in your mouth when it comes to anything. Alright? You you can have any preference whatsoever. Doesn't matter to me. Like, who cares?

You know? You only live once. You might as well eat what you wanna eat. And, maybe I should ask this for the peach throne. I don't know.

But I used to be that guy that would put ketchup on my mac and cheese. My dad was that guy too, taught me it, and I've talked about this story plenty of times on the air. There was time with teacher where, like, you would sell a certain amount of magazines for the school fundraiser. And if you did, then you would get to spend time with your teacher. Like, that was some sort of sort of reward.

You know? And sure enough, my parents went out of their way to sell the magazines or whatever that my school was selling in order to get me that time with teacher again, proving that my parents are the absolute best against again, post Father's Day. You know, I celebrate my dad, I would say, every day. I'm very lucky to have both my parents. But, anyway, the time with teacher events, we went to Ruby's on the Seal Beach Pier all the way at the very end of the pier, and I got the mac and cheese.

I forgot that was the one thing I remember because I put the ketchup on my mac and cheese thinking it was normal. And then both the teacher and the classmate Rebecca I wonder how she's doing, but, hopefully, she's doing well. Hopefully, she is. But I remember both Rebecca and my former teacher, miss Rizekki, were like again, they they acted like I committed a crime against breakfast or committed a crime against food by putting ketchup and mac and cheese. Again, you can do whatever you want.

Over the weekend, I saw there was ketchup flavored Doritos at Brolup's, which I might need to get a bag for, you know, Victor who's also, obsessed with ketchup. He has that ketchup drawer in his office. You know, the the beloved ketchup drawer over there. The River Concert Series continues with the Idaho Falls Arts Council held every Tuesday evening from June to late August on the Greenbelt Stage located between D And E Streets on Memorial Drive starting at 7PM going till about eight. Last week, there was the East Idaho Community Band performing right there.

Well, this week, it's Earl Nelson and the company, which it says here Rocky Mountain Country Blues, which sounds pretty fun. Right? Grab yourself a picnic dinner, your favorite lawn chair, bring the whole family to the to the river for a night of free music. You can go and support Earl Nelson and the company, and each week, there will be a new act right there on that Green Belt stage, a part of the river concert series with the Idaho Falls Arts Council. Go see some live music while the weather's hot.

You know, go be by the water. Just don't get bit by bugs and be like me who has three giant bug bites. It looks like there's an elbow growing towards going closer to my left elbow. I would post a picture, but I don't wanna gross everybody out. Just here's a close-up photo of Peach's bug bite.

I hope you like it. Well, I talked about it earlier this afternoon about how I got just for some reason, like, manhandled by bugs at this, pre Father's Day get together Saturday night. I got three giant bites. Again, every single time I, I fold my legs, it feels like I'm squishing grapes on the back of my knees just because these bites are so big. There's a giant one in my elbow.

Well, the summertime brings out not only the worst bugs, but also, you know, every single bug. And the cicada brood 14 has now emerged in parts of the Eastern US, and they're causing quite a stir. You know, Kings Island amusement and water park in Mason, Ohio, visitors there were recently advised to keep their mouths closed and rise to rides to prevent a close encounter with a flying cicada. A series of viral videos shows guests just swatting and running away from cicadas, which I don't think they're harmful. Right?

They make those sounds that most people get annoyed by. I I would too, to be quite honest. I'm so glad that, they haven't caused a stir here in Idaho knocking on wood. I mean, aren't there cicadas here? I feel like I've I feel like I've heard them before in the middle of the night.

What happens in my apartment building is that there's June bugs. And at one point, I thought there was cockroaches. I thought they were cockroaches. So I told my, I told my landlord, I'm like, hey. There's cockroaches all around the building.

Like, dude, you're an idiot. Those are June bugs, which they look kinda similar, to be quite honest with you. And most of them are outside my apartment building just flat out on their backs dying. So I'm the guy that, you know, feels bad for them. So I'll grab my, my little key, and then I'll flip them over to make sure they're upright.

But most of them are dead anyway, so I just flipped over a dead bug. But anyway, I'm glad I don't have to deal with, you know, riding rides in amusement park and just eating a nice, nice protein full meal of, flying cicadas. I did have to deal with something like that when I went to the, Santa Monica Pier years ago. They have this, like, pendulum ship ride over there on the pier. And I I did was that kid yelling, woo hoo, like, screaming at the top of my lungs on the ride.

Next thing you know, there was tons of bugs going right into my mouth. So nation's restaurant news, put this out there. The top these 10 restaurant chains have the happiest workers. And what would you guess is number one? In N Out Burger.

That's right. Number one, In N Out Burger. Number two, Raising Cane's. Who's number three? Dutch Bros.

Dutch Bros workers, very friendly. Never heard of this place. Is it Chuys? C h u y s, then Pete's Coffee and Tea, Caribou Coffee, Lazy Dog, a great place to go. Portillo's, another great place.

Lawnhorn Steakhouse and then Chick fil A at Number 10. In N Out Burger, I gotta tell you, I'm probably the reason why it's not 100% back when I used to work there. Sitting at 91% recommendation percentage, I was that worker that was always just crabby because I hated people. I really In N Out Burger made me hate people. Hate hate people and hate the customer service industry as a whole, which is why experiencing, you know, fast food has made me be the nicest person on the planet to fast food workers because I know exactly what it's like behind the scenes.

The only thing I complain about when it comes to fast food is if I'm in the drive through and then they tell me to go pull up to the side and wait there in a parking spot. That doesn't feel like a drive through. It just feels like a sit and stay experience. You know? I should have just gone inside.

But now, like, every fast food restaurant, when you go inside, they don't care about you. At least the ones I go to. I'm not gonna name names, but it feels like every time that I enter a dining room at one of these fast food restaurants, they just simply don't care anymore or they have those screens there in the in the dining room, which I do use sometimes, but I don't know. I feel like it's easier just to walk up to the counter and be like, hey. Can I get this?

Thanks. You know, I'm glad In N Out hasn't gotten to that, gotten to that method. I don't I don't think they'll ever go to that method either. They seem pretty stuck in their ways, which is why they're always, ringing supreme when it comes to, well, happy employees. I don't know.

Happy customers, really. Maddie, the marketing assistant down the hallway, she went to In N Out Burger for, I think, the first time, on her way to the Mumford and Sons concert in Salt Lake City this past Saturday, and she calls me and goes, hey. What do I need to get at In N Out? If you ever need help with an In N Out Burger order, never be afraid to hit me up at Brendan Peach on social media. You know what?

We are in the 101 of driving. Make sure to stay safe. Brent Gordon Law and k Bear one zero one cares. Now imagine this. You're just driving driving on the highway.

Next thing you know, you hear gunfire. You look to your left. You see a Lamborghini, a nice blue Lamborghini with somebody's arm sticking out of the passenger side window just firing firing rounds right into the sky. That's right. This Detroit, Michigan man, Hassan Rabat Rabat, was riding in the passenger seat of a rented Lamborghini Huracan when he fired celebratory shots into the air.

He was en route to a banquet hall for a wedding reception. Rabat, a member of the wedding party, was traveling in the caravan of multiple sports vehicles that were driving recklessly in the area, stemming from a wedding party. The autos were headed earlier this month to Royalty Manor Banquet Hall. I can only imagine just driving by. You're just like some mom right there on the highway.

She gets startled. Somebody's shooting a gun right into the air. What's the thought process like? Like, oh, my best friend is getting married. I need to just pull out my piece and just shoot a bunch of rounds right into the air.

Sure. I won't get in trouble for this. People would know. Oh, hey. That guy's obviously celebrating a wedding.

Again, we are in the one hundred and one deadliest days of driving. Don't be stupid like this guy. Brent Gordon Law and Kay Barrett one zero one cares. Alrighty. Add this one to the growing lists of, tourists behaving badly.

A pair of visitors at the Maffei Palace Art Museum in Verona, Italy broke a priceless chair because they wanted to snap a photo. You know, you can do anything. As long as you're a tourist on vacation and you're doing it for the memories, of course, you can, you know, shatter some priceless art piece. This chair designed by Italian artist Nicola Bola. Is that how you really say his name?

I'm sure it's much better in with somebody who speaks Italian, but Nicola Bola sounds pretty fun. Nicola Bola. It's known as the, Van Gogh chair. It's adorned with hundreds of Swarovski cris crystals. Surveillance footage just shows the man and woman waiting for security to leave the room before posing with the chair.

First, the woman squatted above the chair pretending to sit on it, had her photo taken, but then the man went to go do the same. He actually sat down on it, and then the chair just crumbled beneath him. They quickly left the room, never told the staff. The chair was clearly marked with a sign warning visitors not to sit on it, but, of course, they don't listen. People just don't listen.

The museum says the chair was handed over to, restorers who were able to successfully restore it, and the chair is now back on display. Now if the museum could put a glass case around it, that'd be great. This is why we can't get close to the Mona Lisa. You get stupid people like this to think, you know, they're the main character. Everyone else is just an NPC.

They they get to do everything. Stop being dumb on vacation. You know? The story makes me angry just because when people don't listen, it drives me nuts. Make sure to listen, extra carefully tomorrow for the, last tune on the left game that we are doing, giving away tickets for the, JK Ultra Tour with the last podcast on the left.

They're gonna be making a stop at the Sandy Amphitheater in Sandy, Utah, Saturday, July 12. We wanna we wanna send you and a friend to the show on us. Now every day this week, you've got your chance to play the game last tune on the left. Caller number 13 will get the first shot to identify a song inspired by true crime, conspiracy theories, cults, or the paranormal if they can correctly identify the song or figure that inspired the song. They went two tickets to go see this awesome, awesome tour.

The JK Ultra tour at the last podcast on the left. I have recently now got into gotten into this, podcast only because Victor's recommended it to me. It's quite funny. These hosts seem very fun to go watch even if they're just recording a podcast on stage and you get to see what the what exactly they do. I mean, if you're into the the weird stuff like cults, conspiracy theories, the paranormal, etcetera, this is something definitely for you.

I also have it posted on our concert calendar. If you don't feel like trying to win these tickets for free, you can, just click on concert slash comedy right there on the, on the concert calendar, and it should be listed right there. The last podcast on the left. You know, I always want movie recommendations, especially comedies, and I saw this question on AskReddit, which I felt was perfect for to peach their own. What was the funniest movie you have ever watched?

Like, you were literally on the floor by the time it ended. Call into the show right now at 02:08 five three five 01:01 five. Somebody said Naked Gun, and I I have to agree. One of the funniest movies ever. Same with Caddyshack with Rodney Dangerfield, one of my absolute favorites.

Is it JUN FRANKENSTEIN? I haven't seen that movie. I actually I've seen clips here and there on YouTube because for Cannonball one zero one, we like to use nineteen eighties comedies in the imaging. So, I do have a little clip of, what's Peter Boyle. That hit Peter Boyle, singing Puttin' on the Ritz with, is it Gene Wilder?

Yeah. Gene Wilder in that movie, Jan Jan Frankenstein. Let me know Fort DePietz Theron, what was the funniest movie you have ever watched? Like, you were literally on the floor by the by the time it ended. Let me know at (208) 535-1015 right now.

Hey, K Bear. How's it going? Fine. It's me again. It's Crazy Jay again, dude.

Do you have an answer for the Pete's throne? Yes. Blazing Saddle. Fantastic movie. I think I put one of those, quotes because you can't really use a Blazing Saddle quote on, on radio.

Most of those jokes, you know, way too inappropriate. Yeah. But I have, excuse me while I whip this out. Then it goes, Cannonball one zero one. Hey, K Bear.

Are you here to answer today's Depeach throne question? Peaches. It's the one, the only dusticles. There he is. Where's my, where's my air horn?

Come on. Where is it at? I don't know. I'm waiting. There it is.

Yes. So what what was the funniest movie you have ever watched? Like, you were literally on the floor by the time it ended ended. Step Brothers. I laughed at that movie just the whole freaking movie.

There's some quotes in there that I wish I could put in KBEAR Imaging, but, you know, a little too, not not radio friendly. Yeah. No. It's one of the most quotable movies ever. And then also, Horrible Bosses is stupid funny.

I need to put that on my, list here. I I have an ongoing, document here of movie recommendations from listeners. And every single time I ask a question like this, I have to add one here. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And then my one of my all time favorite comedy movies is Liar Liar. Yeah. Fantastic movie. I I consider that to be man, he I don't know. Because I I like I like I like Liar Liar.

I really like The Truman Show, and I love Bruce Almighty. I feel like those three are my top three. If I were to add a fourth and make it a Mount Rushmore, I wouldn't even know what to add to that one. I would I'd have to say Dumb and Dumber, but it's just me. Yeah.

I haven't I haven't seen that one, unfortunately. It's one of those classics I have not seen. You've never seen Dumb and Dumber? No. No.

Haven't. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Liar Liar was top of the list.

Like, when it was in theaters, I went to it three times. And then, you know, this was back before DVD, so it was VHS. We actually my mom actually bought it the day it came out on video because she liked it so much too. So I'm sure that's worth a lot of money now. Right?

I I I feel like VHS is worth a lot no matter what it is. It it probably could be. And I mean, my parents, they're old school still. They don't have any, like, streaming services. They still use satellite dish for TV, and my mom still has probably 30 or 40 VHS tapes that still work, and they still watch.

Dude, she she might be sitting on a gold mine there. You might need to go check that out. I'm not gonna tell her until she's gone, and then I can just have it. There you go. There you go.

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