It’s a Friday Peaches Pit Party packed with chaos, crackups, and cautionary tales—from bison boiling to Disney dress codes.
Peaches is heading into the weekend with a full show of totally real, totally ridiculous headlines, ticket giveaways, and stories that toe the line between oversharing and brilliant radio. In today’s episode:
- 💨 Peaches recounts his Walmart fart incident—and the poor listener who almost walked into it.
- 🏰 A woman in a sports bra gets denied entry on a Disney ride, and Peaches breaks down the outfit, the merch trap, and the employee’s possible sabotage.
- 🛳️ A landscaper throws a massive house party at a client’s place while they were on vacation (and Peaches confesses to his own BBQ stealth mission).
- 🌋 A Yellowstone bison accidentally falls into a hot spring and dies during peak tourist season. Now there’s a bison skeleton under the surface. Nature is metal.
- 💫 A meteor fireball streaks across Georgia, and Peaches wants to know if his friends in Cumming survived.
- 🧃Peaches reminisces about Blue Pepsi, debates Johnny Bravo’s runtime, and still refuses to give rockstars money on Facebook—even if it's “Amy Lee.”
- 🏠 AI houseplants are ruining the internet, and Peaches contemplates turning his balcony into a jungle (he just doesn’t want to get plant-shamed).
- 🎸 Peaches considers submitting the Greenbelt Stage in Idaho Falls for the All-American Rejects’ 2026 backyard tour.
- 💥 The Liver King gets a restraining order after threatening Joe Rogan. Honestly, it’s just another day in influencer land.
Also in this episode:
- ⚾ Barry Bonds is getting a statue from the Giants—but still not into the Hall of Fame.
- 🏎️ The NASCAR Chicago Street Race may not survive buckling roads and angry commuters.
- 👟 A runner wins a 400m race despite a wardrobe malfunction.
- 🏀 A Shot Clock Sports Update featuring Olympic record attempts, baseball debates, and Peaches complaining about traffic like he’s in The Truman Show.
- 🎟️ The Volbeat, Halestorm & The Ghost Inside ticket giveaway continues through the app and in-person at Riverfest—Peaches has the entry box!
- 🪴 And finally, To Peach Their Own: What’s a dead giveaway of how old you are without saying your age? The answers? Rotary phones, Toonami, Moon Landing memories, and a whole lotta knee sounds.