It’s Friday, it’s 7/11, and Peaches is spiraling into soda elitism, stolen statues, TikTok door kicks, and a movie list that sends Maddie into Gen Z chaos.
In today’s Peaches Pit Party, things go off the rails fast:
- 🧼 Peaches admits his apartment is still trashed from last weekend and full of White Claw cans and deflated air mattresses.
- 🧊 It’s Free Slurpee Day—or it was, until YouTubers started bringing in kiddie pools and pants full of syrup.
- 🍟 It’s also National French Fry Day, and Peaches debunks the myth that In-N-Out has the best fries. (He worked there. He knows.)
- 👟 A thief in Australia steals 53 right shoes and forgets you can’t dance with just one foot.
- 🍔 Someone kidnapped a Ronald McDonald statue, and Peaches wants to know what kind of lunatic puts that in their living room.
- 🧠 A hyperbaric chamber explodes, and Peaches compares it to Final Destination 12: Rich Guy Edition.
- 💥 The Shot Clock Sports Update includes:
- $6,000 VIP fan trips with the Arizona Cardinals
- Robot umpires making their All-Star Game debut
- Congress hiking taxes on sports gamblers (cue rage)
- 🛫 A flight gets diverted after a woman sees someone text “RIP” and reports it as a terror threat. You’re not ready for Peaches’ full breakdown of this “snooty Susan.”
- 🎬 To Peach Their Own: What movie have you never seen that shocks people? Maddie Kidd joins in and proceeds to admit she’s never seen:
- Elf
- Titanic
- Fight Club
- Star Wars
- The Dark Knight
- ANY Indiana Jones
- …and basically everything on IMDb’s Top 100. And she’s not sorry.
Also in this episode:
- 🥤 Real cane sugar Dr. Pepper = elite
- 🎸 Maddie’s never heard of Tenacious D and Peaches still refuses to rent Pick of Destiny
- 🧟♂️ TikTok’s new trend: door-kicking challenges. Peaches reminds teens that most Idahoans have guns.
- 🏊♂️ Backyard pools are overrated (especially when ducks take them over)
- 🎤 Oasis fans are trying to swim into shows and Peaches is honestly impressed
- 🎮 Maddie’s only exposure to Star Wars is through LEGO. Iconic.