This episode of Peaches Pit Party was like falling headfirst into a haunted corn maze while Napoleon Bonaparte himself controls air traffic. It starts with Peaches talking about Outlier’s “Creature of the Night,” dragging Earth, Wind & Fire’s September meme into the Idaho airwaves like it’s 2014, and then swerving straight into Chevelle/Asking Alexandria giveaways with Finish That Lyric chaos. He mourns the sweaty end of summer while describing his bedroom as a “Costco dairy section,” then goes full spoopy-season hype man with haunted passports, scream tones, and Blackfoot (or “Blagfoot”) haunted attractions. From there it’s a fever dream of sports oddities—like a 58-year-old college football player, a retiring live buffalo mascot, and Eli Manning being asked to book steakhouse reservations by an entitled QB. Next, Peaches rants about car crashes, deer mating season, and California drivers melting in one drop of rain, before introducing us to Harvey Slicker, the 75-year-old bus driver who “cooked” children alive with a bus heater like some Looney Tunes villain. He whiplashes into gaming disasters (a fake Steam game scamming a cancer patient), his own PC obsession with digging games and supermarket sims, and the horror of AI chatbots telling people to kill their dads while other users propose marriage to their phones. Just as your brain adjusts, he drops an alligator-catching Dock Master saga, Napoleon’s napping air traffic controller forcing a plane to circle Corsica, Gen Z planning their futures on inherited wealth, “office frogging,” and the rise of tooth tattoos. It’s the first day of fall but Peaches somehow created a radio show that felt like a haunted theme park, a malware scam, and a weather report all at once.
