Strap in because this episode was basically a rollercoaster with no seatbelts, one broken wheel, and a guy named Bert Kreischer screaming from the backseat. Peaches kicked things off mourning Ozzy while blasting Judas Priest, then immediately launched into the saga of his “interview from hell” with Bert Kreischer, who somehow thought Idaho existed in Pacific Time like it was an off-brand California. Between sending Zoom links like a desperate IT guy and watching the free trial clock of doom tick down, Peaches managed to host Traffic School powered by The Advocates and still keep his sanity (barely). Mid-show, he even abandoned the studio to get fleeced at a dealership oil change, because apparently car service departments hate employed people.
From there, the chaos snowballed: Hollywood Undead prep, Ticket giveaways for Bert’s Permission to Party tour, Peaches openly despising the phrase “the customer is always right,” and fantasizing about telling rude customers to get wrecked. Then came the Shot Clock Sports Update, featuring $18 Michelob Ultras, MLB’s new official hair-growth partner (because nothing screams “America’s pastime” like follicle supplements), and Tony Hawk’s $1.15 million skateboard.
We also got unhinged Taylor Swift commentary—Peaches roasted the “Taylor Effect” and contemplated naming his future kid “Lavender Peach,” which would guarantee a lifetime of bullying and trauma. Parking lot wars escalated with a woman getting run over in Winnipeg, leading Peaches to crown the SUV driver “Genius of the Day.” Food rants followed, dunking on $20 burgers with “special grandma seasoning” before ranking Chili’s, Olive Garden, and Texas Roadhouse like his life depended on it.
Then the spooky season hype arrived: haunted passports, remote broadcasts, and two Halloween bangers every hour starting Monday thanks to KBear’s Rockin’ Halloween, haunted by Juicity Vapor (yes, that’s real). Existential dread seeped in as Peaches reminded himself that his parents are aging, soda is killing him, and his posture is garbage. And then—peak chaos—he told the story of a Chinese guy who got his HEAD stuck in a traffic light (yes, like Signal Head from some nightmare dimension), plus a kid who survived hitchhiking in a plane’s landing gear.
Finally, the episode spiraled into debating whether Slipknot is dad rock (spoiler: yes), before Peaches roasted GTA V’s Trevor actor Steven Ogg for being too weird and too hippie to care about GTA VI. In conclusion: oil changes are scams, Taylor Swift names are cursed, Chili’s is God-tier, Bert Kreischer doesn’t know time zones, and Peaches somehow survived the most chaotic Friday in broadcast history.
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