This episode of Peaches Pit Party starts like a fever dream inside a Cracker Barrel — Brenden Peach bursts in with breaking news that Dolly Parton is not dying, despite the internet’s collective meltdown. He admits he sprinted across the station yelling “DOLLY’S DYING!” before realizing she was literally just a little under the weather. From there, things spiral into a discussion about a 99-year-old man (who may or may not be allowed to say his own first name on-air), the second coming of the rapture that keeps getting rescheduled like a dentist appointment, and people who apparently sold their cars for the apocalypse. Then, Peach dives headfirst into the chaotic swamp of Sora AI videos — Martin Luther King Jr. in X Games, Stephen Hawking catching air off a halfpipe, Tupac vs. Michael Jackson wrestling in a Walmart — it’s the end times, but in 4K. He transitions beautifully (if that word even applies here) into horror movies, because apparently that’s how his brain works: Dolly, apocalypse, AI, then The Conjuring. Then we hit sports — Jerry Jones flipping off Jets fans, Kershaw roasting MLB owners, and a Taco Bell 50K marathon where you eat a burrito mid-run and pray for your intestines.
By the time he gets to To Peach Their Own, Peach has completely lost faith in Rolling Stone’s credibility after they named Missy Elliott’s “Get Ur Freak On” the greatest song of the 21st century. Maddie Kidd joins in, passionately arguing that Fireflies by Owl City is a generational anthem, followed by A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton — proving that chaos is genetic at KBEAR. The two spiral through what might be the most confusing debate in music history, involving Mr. Brightside, Billie Eilish, and Maddie’s horrifying belief that “Play That Funky Music” came out in the medieval era. Somewhere in there, we get Jamie Lee Curtis rescuing a kidnapped Sinclair dinosaur statue (yes, seriously), Mark Sanchez getting stabbed by a grandpa in Indianapolis, a best man shooting a wedding crasher, and Peach getting invited to be a groomsman in Georgia by a guy he’s only ever met on Discord. The show ends the only way it can — with Peaches asking listeners if Slipknot’s “Unsainted” might secretly be the greatest song of all time. This episode is pure chaos in a radio transmitter: Dolly’s alive, the rapture’s delayed, and Peach is very, very concerned about self-checkout lines for celebrities.
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