If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Planet Earth was narrated by a man who’s equal parts radio host, arachnophobe, and chaos magnet, look no further than this absolute trainwreck of an episode. Peaches kicks things off with a tender love story about killing house spiders while his girlfriend scrapbooks in the background, because nothing says romance like yelling “DIE!” at your front door. From there, it’s a spiral of absurdity: he mourns his dead aloe plant like a fallen soldier, gets way too excited about a tropical clearance tree from Costco, and admits he’s one houseplant away from turning his dining room into a Rainforest Café. The chaos continues when he debates which Pokémon would take the biggest dump (spoiler: it’s Eternatus), before deciding IT Chapter Two is an underrated masterpiece while confessing that Freddy Krueger ruined his childhood sleep schedule. Then, the apocalypse hits — Amazon, Hinge, and Snapchat all go down at once — and Peaches nearly loses his mind because he can’t track his steering wheel food tray. Later, he covers a woman stabbing someone in a Marshalls checkout line (because she was too slow), celebrates spider genocide, and gets hyped about Electric Callboy touring with Polaris and Scene Queen. Things take a darker, smellier turn when he reviews Kohler’s new $600 toilet camera that analyzes your “business” for health data — the future is disgusting — before somehow segueing into California otters stealing surfboards like furry pirates. Then, just when you think the episode can’t get any more unhinged, Peaches warns Arizona listeners not to lick toads (seriously), recounts a gorilla breaking glass at the San Diego Zoo, and insists that no, he would not fight the gorilla, despite being everyone’s first draft pick. It’s unfiltered, unholy, and somehow heartfelt — a modern masterpiece of madness broadcast straight from a spider-infested apartment.
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