That right there is the homie, Blake Saul. His new track, Hate Me, for Peaches' pick of the day. It is Monday, November 3rd. It is officially November. We are already here towards Thanksgiving. I've already seen the, uh, Secret Santa video, videos pop up from East Idaho News. And I saw this article also pop up from East Idaho News. Now, my girlfriend and I went to Grocery Outlets over the weekend, and I got myself some eggnog. Had her try it. She didn't like it, so I drank the rest of that eggnog for breakfast this morning, along with two, uh, Smucker's Uncrustables. Breakfast of champions right there. I know, I know. But, uh, yeah, after drinking that eggnog, I was like, "Man, that's a, that's... it's quite filling." And then literally, I see this article pop up. "Drink 32 ounces of eggnog and run at the Noggathon this weekend." The exact same brand that I got from Grocery Outlet, Reed's Dairy, you gotta drink 32 ounces of that eggnog and run a mile. Saturday, November 8th at McKeown Park at... but, yeah, at 2:00 PM. Check-in will start at 1:00 PM. There will be four laps to complete. It's a quarter-mile course around the west field of McKeown Park. Before each lap, you drink an eight-ounce cup of Reed's Dairy eggnog. Run, run the lap or walk it if you're a sissy. And then before each lap, you drink another cup, and that's how it works.
Should I try it? Well, I'm going to Salt Lake City this weekend. Gonna go see Set It Off in, you know, that whole tour at the complex. Gonna be headed that direction, so should be a fun time down there, just a whole weekend out of town. Get to go to Trader Joe's and all of that, get access to a bunch of things we don't have around here before, you know, the dreadful S-word that is snow pops up. If you wanna get ahold of me, you can over at 208-535-1015. Peaches Pit Party. We'll be back here in just a few on KBARO 101. [graphics whoosh] Now that Halloween is over, uh, Jennie-O and Butterball, they brought back the, uh, turkey hotlines. They're now open. They're ready to field any questions and concerns you have about your bird this year. This includes questions about buying a turkey, how to cook it, stuff it, brine it, what to do with the leftovers. Now, I have talked repeatedly over the past couple of years of why I hate Thanksgiving. It's my least favorite holiday. I'm not gonna go over that again, because I've already gone over it a couple of times. I might make it into a, uh, social media video. I don't know. But if you want the, uh, the number [laughs] I believe, let's see here. Our turkey talk line is open during November and December. To answer your turkey questions, call 1-800-BUTTERBALL, or you can text it as well, 844-877-3456, 844-877-3456 to chat with the turkey experts. Now, the one thing I do want to mention is that Thanksgiving you're supposed to be thankful for what you have, grateful that you have people in your life, you know, all of that stuff. You're thankful for the food on the table. Now, why in the world would you want turkey, out of all the food items, something that takes forever to, to cook, and the end product is never that good? That's just one of the many [laughs] reasons why I hate Thanksgiving. I, I can't imagine saying, "Oh, boy, I can't wait to eat turkey." There's this whole thing, how to choose a turkey, how to thaw a frozen turkey, how to stuff a turkey, how to brine a turkey, how to inject a turkey, how to marinate a turkey. Too many instructions for something that turns out just awful, just, just awful. Let's move right on into some, uh, falling in reverse with Marilyn Manson. God is a weapon on KBARO 101. [graphics whoosh] I meant to talk about this with Victor on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. It's been a hot debate online. Halloween, it feel- it feels like every, every year for the past couple of years Halloween has been talked about online not just for, like, if it lands on a Sunday, do you go out trick-or-treating on a Sunday? Of course you do. If, if Halloween lands on a Sunday, you go trick-or-treating on a Sunday. Simple. That's not the debate I'm talking about. The debate I'm talking about are these trunk-or-treat events that are killing Halloween. And now, I completely understand. I was talking to my girlfriend about this quite a lot over the weekend. Because when she grew up, it... there's a lot of people out here that grew up the same way where your neighbor is super far away, and on Halloween you would go to, like, maybe the church parking lot and do a trick-or-treat that way. That makes total sense, right? But if you don't live that way, you would trick-or-treat the good old-fashioned traditional way, going door to door. And it- it's, it's just insane to see how many trick-or-treat events pop up during the entire month of October just to promote businesses,
and then by the time Halloween rolls around, there's hardly any trick-or-treaters. Which it, it... I guess it varies area by area, like what I just mentioned, but also, like, I don't know. There was some- p- someone mentioned in Twin Falls there was a lot of trick-or-treaters. My parents mentioned there was a lot of trick-or-treaters, so maybe there's still hope. But in some communities, there's nobody because, well, the parents have dragged those kids to multiple trunk-or-treats throughout the month of October, and they don't want to go out on Halloween. So, we end up with these nights where... we end up with this whole Halloween where zero people show up to the front door. And people are just sad about it, really. And I was glad to see it was debated in Life in Idaho Falls, and multiple people, a lot of people have the same view as me, to stop with these trunk-or-treats that are just primarily used for promoting a certain business, or promoting a business in the area. They have it in their parking lot.Just, why can't we just have trick-or-treating [laughs] on Halloween? Door to door, that's it, right? And there were still so many people that were asking the question, "What time is okay?" When it gets dark or about to get dark to when you think someone's gonna be going to bed. Like, maybe, I don't know, it's getting dark a whole lot ear- earlier. Maybe let's do 5:00 PM to like 9:00 PM. That way it's still respectful. Someone could still go to bed early, but if they go to bed early... I mean, if you go to bed at 8:30, just turn the porch light off [laughs] and that's it. No one's gonna come to your front door. If the porch light's off, your house looks dark. People are overall, I would say for the most part, respectful. And I never understood those people either that leave their giant bowl of candy out by the front door and then wonder why their bowl got taken. I mean, you risk your bowl every time. Right? That's what I would think. You just risk that bowl being stolen 'cause there's gonna be that s- those some people, some people who just don't listen and will take all the candy, dump all the candy and take even the bowl. Now, there was a funny meme I saw about this online basically saying that the, uh, family puke bowl gets stolen every year because somebody takes it on Halloween. Why would you use the family puke bowl as your candy bowl on Halloween? That's some sick stuff right there. [laughs] Silent Planet Antimatter, it's Peaches Pit Party on KBear101. I didn't necessarily talk about what I did on Halloween. I just, uh, carved a pumpkin, did that thing where I prete- I made a face that was, uh, pretending to puke on the pumpkin, and then took the guts and had it come out of its mouth, you know? [laughs] Hardcore, right? There are people who are way too good at carving pumpkins, and then there's people like me who struggle to even get the top of the pumpkin off to get the guts and seeds out. And that's a gross activity overall, to get all those slimy pumpkin guts out of the pumpkin. Luckily, my girlfriend was brave enough to do so. I'm just like, "No, thanks. I don't wanna touch this." And why is it that's something you just do? You know, it's a holiday tradition to carve a pumpkin. Some holiday traditions are just way too difficult.
Like, if you buy a Christmas tree, if you buy a fake Christmas tree or a real Christmas tree, that's even worse. You have to chop down your own tree, bring it inside the house, make sure there's no bugs on it, nothing. You know, and then it starts dying [laughs]. And I don't know. I, I've, I've always been the fake tree person. I've never... W- I think my parents got a real tree one year and it started to die and the ornaments started to fall off and the cats started messing with it. But you buy a fake tree, and if it's not pre-lit, then you gotta wrap the lights around it, you gotta wrap the ribbons around it, you gotta put the ornaments all over it. It's a whole thing. You know, decorating the Christmas tree, I just wanna put the ornaments up, have the tree all set and ready to go. If there was a way to come up with something where it was just like a pop, a pop-a-tree business, where you just take it outta the box and pop it goes and it's ready to go. Just prop it up right there in the living room, it's ready for the Christmas time. I can't believe... Didn't I predict, uh, last week that we would receive at least one message on the Classy97 Facebook page? Like right after Halloween, somebody would message the Classy97 Facebook page say- asking, "When does Christmas music start?" There was one person that asked that literally, li- I think the day after Halloween. "When are you guys gonna start playing Christmas music?" That's gonna be one of many. So many people are gonna message that page asking that. It's, it's crazy how many people are Christmas music diehards. Like, it's November, but ye- yet again, there's no Thanksgiving tracks, really. We should... There should be some Thanksgiving songs. Uh, uh, I'm not gonna... Maybe we should have AI make some Thanksgiving songs and have those go, uh, viral. I don't know. From Ashes To New, "New Disease" right here on KBear101. It's Peaches Pit Party. Before the Dallas Cowboys squared off against the New York Giants in week two, the family dogs of head coach, Brian Schottenheimer, were bitten by snakes and the Cowboys won. Last Thursday, an owl made its way inside the Schottenheimer home. If the Cowboys beat the Arizona Cardinals tonight on ESPN's Monday Night Football, Schottenheimer says he'll take things to a whole new level to keep stacking victories. "I'll put an elephant in my garage," is what he said. "I'll do that next. If that's what it takes to win, I'll do it." Alrighty. At age 40 and playing in his 23rd NBA season, LeBron James has accomplished a ton, both on and off the court. One of his side hustles has been writing books, mostly for kids. He recently announced a new Halloween-themed children's book to be released next summer. The book called Happy Spooky Halloween will be released July 21st, 2026. He says, "This is a bucket list item for me for real, to have my own spooky book coming from my favorite time of year is giving me goosebumps." Travis Kelce, another pro athlete with a bunch of on and off the field, or just a bunch of off the field excitement, recently joined a group of investors taking a major stake in amusement park company, Six Flags. On an episode of his New Heights podcast with his brother, Jason, Travis described a roller coaster he would design if he could. "It would have a few drops, definitely loops and possibly dangling feet," is what he said. "Because being a big guy, I don't gotta worry about my height being an issue on this thing." Uh, trust me, Travis, I know what that's like. Travis also called his shot suggesting that he'll be give, going to a bunch of theme parks once the season is over. He says, "I'm gonna try to get to as many as I can in the off-season and lay my eyes on everything Six Flags has to offer outside of just Ohio."Please, Travis, be our tall guy hope and build roller coasters for us dudes who are 6'5" and above. That does it for your Shot Clock Sports Update, right here on K-Bear 101. [whoosh] Last week, I talked about that experiment of going around dressed up on Halloween, going trick-or-treating as a near-30-year-old and seeing if anybody would reject me. I- I- I'm glad that instead of me doing it, Victor did it as a 43-year-old man, and he did post on his Facebook saying nobody rejected him at all. He got all the candy. It's all good. Yeah, it says here, "I've not been turned down by a single house. I trick-or-treated as a 43-year-old man dressed as a hungover rock chick. There is hope for us all." Love to see that. Really, I was super happy to see everybody was sort of in agreement. I mean, I didn't see anybody go against it, so everybody was in agreement that no matter what age, you should be able to trick-or-treat. I never understood the people that asked that question, "Aren't you a little old?" I talked a lot about that prior to Halloween. It's been talked about. We can move on from that, move towards the, uh, holiday season, even more so with Thanksgiving and then Christmas. And then eventually, uh, New Year's. I am kind of worried about, uh, you know, this whole government shutdown thing still happening in December, affecting the, uh, flight, affecting my flight from, uh, Idaho Falls to, uh, Santa Ana, but if it does get affected, oh well. We can just reschedule for 2026. It's no big deal. The weather this time of year is very unpredictable. You never know if it's just gonna dump snow or if it's gonna be a nice sunny day.
You never know what you're gonna get, like a box of chocolates, you know? It's Peaches' pit party with Of Mice and Men. It's Wake Up on K-Bear 101. [whoosh] We have that in-office fantasy football league. Somehow, some way, I have been in first place this entire time, knocking on wood. Knocking on wood. My team is 7-1. The only reason why I lost one week was because my best running back, one of the best running backs in the league, if not the best running back in the league, Bijan Robinson, he was, uh, on a bye week that week, and I also think there was a couple of other key players that were also on a bye week that week, so I just took the L and have not lost since. And it looks like I might win this week to become 8-1, and there was already a 97% chance of me making the playoffs, so I'm assuming that I'll make the playoffs, and then I'll lose, somehow, some way. 'Cause I'm good at having the same lineup, and I'm terrible at picking up players who y- y- y- you can't predict if they're gonna be good or not. You can't predict it. I mean, th- the whole fantasy football thing, being good at fantasy football, i- it's not a real thing. It's, it's all unpredictable. You just pick players that you think will do good, and then some of them suck, some of them live up to the hype, some of them exceed expectations. I just got really lucky this year, very lucky. And I'm hoping that I can win the entire thing so I can have my team name, my name on the, uh, fantasy football trophy that we have right here in-studio. Do I win anything else besides that? No, but this trophy can live in the Riverbend conference room for the next, uh, 18 years to be filled out by other champions after me, just to have my team name as th- the very first one. My name as the very first champion, the very first, uh, edition of the Riverbend fantasy football team. I highly doubt this league will continue after this year, to be quite honest with you. I feel like this trophy's just gonna go to waste. It's gonna sit there in the conference room with the one name on it, and it's just mine. And who knows what happens, you know? [laughs] That we could have another league next year or, for some reason, if I'm not here, someone else tries to run it, fails. I don't know. I'm just glad I was able to orchestrate it this year. Team Peaches Pals hopefully wins, uh, maybe. We'll see. We'll see how these, uh, next few weeks turn out. I'll keep you updated right here on the show. [whoosh] How far are you willing to go for your favorite band? Distance-wise, how far are you willing to go to go see them? I saw AC/DC surprised all of us by announcing a 2026 power up tour, first in South America and then coming back to North America, starting in Charlotte, North Carolina, going then to Columbus, Ohio; Madison, Wisconsin; San Antonio, Texas; Denver, Colorado; Las Vegas is also in there. And I'm contemplating
either going to the Denver show or the Las Vegas show. I don't know. That's not until July, August of next year. There's, there's, there's a lot of time till then, but I can't imagine seeing those guys again. I mean, I just saw them at the Rose Bowl, was it this year? Back in April, right? Was that when I saw them? I don't know. It happens every year where Janu- [laughs] you know, January feels so long ago. It feels like it was last year, and yeah, it's a whole thing, but
my- uh, who cares? But I would love to see AC/DC again, you know, just this taking it in again that I get to see AC/DC potentially for the last time. They're gonna be in San Francisco, California as well, which, I mean, I could take the hefty road trip from my parents' place all the way up there, spend the night in San Francisco, but I don't know. I haven't been to San Francisco in years and who knows? Maybe it's really as bad as most people say it is. But Las Vegas also not doing so hot as of right now. Maybe I will stick to Denver. July 28th, I shared the, uh, the tour announcement in our K-Bear 101 at a Haraki Metal Facebook group. I saw the K-Bear in Salt Lake City was promoting the show in Vegas, and it had all of their listeners all hyped up that Salt, like, AC/DC was coming to Salt Lake City.Which, that would be awesome, but that's not, that's not the case, unfortunately. But if you wanna see what bands are coming to the area, of course check out the, uh, concert calendar at riverbendmediagroup.com/calendar. I did see that The Pretty Reckless, Taylor Momsen, might be just Taylor Momsen by herself, is going to perform at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I guess congratulations to her. Here's The Pretty Reckless with For I Am Death on K-Bear 101. [whoosh] I guess this could qualify for Cue the Outrage. This, uh, this, uh, group called One Million Moms, they're, they're a division of the American Family Association. One Million Moms is urging producers of the game show Wheel of Fortune to keep the program clean. Yeah. What sticks in the mud those people are, huh? Now, the puzzle that they're calling too mature, quote unquote, is a, uh, is a phrase called "What The... Fun?" That's the, that's the phrase. "What The... Fun?"
And, I guess it was very close to being the other phrase that I cannot repeat on the air, but you know what I'm talking about.
I'm, I'm assuming one of the members of that company was like, "[gasps] How dare they say that in front of my four-year-old who's in the room not even paying attention. I'm gonna write a strongly worded letter against Wheel of Fortune that they're gonna do nothing about." And sure enough, yeah. Oh, didn't the article pop up? I think the, I think the... The American Family Association posted this whole long thing about it. [laughs] Uh, who cares? [laughs] Like, really. There are some crass jokes. Again, do we have to go back to the whole thing about how most pop music that kids are listening to
have way worse lyrics than this pro- this, uh, puzzle is? This puzzle's nothing compared to m- what most things are nowadays. And what your kids are watching on YouTube are most likely a whole lot worse than this puzzle. Right? I can't imagine being a helicopter parent, worrying about everything and anything my kid watches. 'Cause eventually they're gonna find out about that type of stuff, and they're gonna be into it, right? My parents told me growing up, "Don't watch Family Guy." What did I do? Well, it's my favorite show of all time. My, uh, dad warned me... No, he didn't warn me, but he was like, "Hey, Howard Stern can be a bit crass. Don't listen to him in front of your mom." And I didn't, and rightfully so. I mean, my mom would've been shocked. I think my mom would've been... I think she was upset that I was watching The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy as a kid. So again, what I would do, is I would, uh, wait for her to leave the room, and then I would hit the previous channel button and go back to Cartoon Network and watch that show. And any time she made her way back into the room, I would hit that button again. It would take me to, like, SpongeBob or something.
If you're one of those people that just heavily monitors your kids, chances are they're gonna s- seek that stuff that you're refusing to let them see, anything of that sort. This tiny little puzzle made no difference whatsoever to what those kids are hearing in school. Uh, th- those kids are probably ge- saying words you don't even know about [laughs]. Maybe that kid is saying that phrase, the real version of that phrase, at school. You don't even know he's doing so [laughs]. Anyway, let's move on to some Alter Bridge, Silent Divide on K-Bear 101. [whoosh] Is a car motivation for weight loss? What if it's a Porsche? Can I fit in a Porsche? I don't think so. I think I [laughs]... When I worked at TMZ, Harvey Levin drove one of those, uh, Porsche 911s. I think that was the name of it. It was the tiniest car you'd ever see. It was literally like a Hot Wheel, just rolling up into the parking lot. But this gym in China making headlines for offering a Porsche Panamera to the first person who loses 100 pounds in three months. Participants, they must pay a $1400 entry fee, covers three months of intensive training, meals, accommodations. They basically just hand you this. The challenge is limited to 30 participants. According to the gym manager, eight people have already signed up. Now, I would if it was much closer. Can you do this online? Have my meals all delivered to me? It would take forever to get here, right? 'Cause they're coming from China. Intensive training? Does, does that mean you have to work out, like, five hours a day? That's the thing that sucks when you work full time, is you work Monday through Friday, 8:00 to 5:00. When you're off at 5:00, it's like the last thing you wanna do is put on your running shoes, go out and do some cardio or plyometrics or whatever. And you also don't wanna be that person that has to go to bed, like, at 8:00 PM, 'cause you gotta wake up at 5:00 AM and go for a run before work, you know. Either way, it's miserable. I used to be that guy that would wake up at 5:00, 6:00, drink an energy drink that would give me the, uh, the, uh, motivation that I would need to get through the workout. But then, you know, once, uh, energy drinks became not a thing anymore for me, it's really tough to wake up at 5:30. Gotta have some, like, crazy, crazy, some... You have to have, like, some girl or some dude just break your heart. And then you gotta wake up and then just prove them wrong, prove everybody wrong, right? You gotta lose that weight out of spite. But also health experts are saying this whole thing, um, is kind of, uh, not good for you. They're warning that losing weight at such a rapid pace, about a pound a day, is dangerous, can lead to muscle loss, hormonal imbalances, organ strain. They recommend a safer weight loss of one to two pounds per week. Which, which is maybe why The Biggest Loser isn't on the air anymore. That show was so repeatable, uh, it was so predictable.You would go on there, you would watch a, an episode of Biggest Loser, it would just be fat people crying. They would advertise some sort of fitness product and that was it. Now, you're finding out all this stuff about how the show, about how the producers of the show were supplying those contestants with so much caffeine and different pills and stuff, even though they said, like, "Oh, we never gave our contestants anything bad." But come to find out, there was a whole bunch of drama with that show. Bob and Jill having some drama. So much crazy stuff happening for, on, about a show that's, you know, where y- they, they would work out 12 hours a day, every day, and if they didn't lose the specific amount of weight that they needed to lose, they would kicked off the show and most of them would become fat again. It wasn't [laughs] the best. People just need to work on self-control and do this in their own way, right? At least that's what I think, but man it would be nice just to lose 100 pounds in three months. What is that, uh, February, end of February, towards springtime, be 100 pounds lighter? That'd be fantastic. What would I be, 260 at that point? Ah, that's my goal weight. Alrighty, let's talk about something here. Somebody posted on AskReddit a day ago, "Do you still listen to AM/FM radio in the car? Why or why not?" Now, I've tried listening to AM radio in my car and it sounds horrible. I'm sure it sounds horrible elsewhere. AM, I don't know how people can listen to that. Especially now, like,
my friend Bobby, my former friend Bobby from back in the day, he would listen to, uh, baseball games sometimes when we w- we were driving around just hanging out, and I couldn't imagine having to deal with that. [laughs] Having to be around when radio is the only way you could catch a baseball game, you'd have to hear if your favorite player hit a home run or struck out or whatever.
It's terrible quality. FM must've been a breakthrough at the time when that first came around. But let's see what people have to say in this thread, really, 'cause I have a lot to say about this type of thing.
Someone said, "I do. It just feels so much easier and seamless. Just push, push one button and it's nice knowing other people are listening to the same thing at the same time." No kidding. It's often a hassle just to, like, I don't know, start the car, then grab your phone out of your pocket or your purse, wherever it may be, plug it into the cord or connect it via Bluetooth.
And then, you know, have to pick a song that you want and all of that stuff. You can just turn the car on and boom, there you go. It's on. All right. "My car is 22 years old. How else could I listen to music? Sure, I could burn some CDs, but regular radio is just more comfortable." I'm not a big fan of that 'cause eventually that person's just gonna get a newer car and move on to streaming. It's how it goes sometimes. You know, I just made that video [laughs] on, uh, on my TikTok. I didn't post it on the K-Bear TikTok. Where else did I post it? I think I posted it on my Facebook where it was just like, "Dumb questions I get as a radio DJ." I might have to continue that series. Dumb comments I get as a radio DJ, might have to do that video as well. Where they ask you, like, "What do you do for work?" And then I say like, "Oh, yeah, I'm the brand ambassador for K-Bear Alt and Cannonball." But I can't really say that 'cause they wouldn't know what that means, so I just say like, "Oh, yeah, I'm a radio DJ." And then they ask me, "D- do you enjoy that?" Or even worse, "Did you go to school for that? How do you get into something like that?" I- I've talked about this before, that question, "Did you go to school for that?" makes it seem like they're asking me, "Did you really go to college for that you idiot?" Like, that's how it feels like it's being asked to me. Right? Th- that, that's just how it feels. And there's a f- f- couple of other questions on there, but you can find that on my Facebook if you really wanted to watch it, but
yeah, this, uh, this que- uh, this whole thing is weird how, for some reason, it's almost an embarrassment to say, "Hey, you still listen to the radio in the car?" Like, I grew up listening to it. I grew up listening to the, uh, radio station I interned for, Coast 103.5. Grew up listening to that in my mom's car. My parents really enjoy the, uh, not my parents, my dad and my sister. My dad would drive my sister to s- to school, drop her off and they would listen to Battle of the Sexes, which I know is an overplayed, dumb radio game that is unoriginal at this point, but people enjoyed playing it in the car. That's just
how it works. Now, somebody said for this question, "Do you still listen to AM/FM radio in the car?" Yes, NPR. What d- uh, NPR seems pretty boring. I've listened to some
NPR, I'm like, "Who wants to listen to political radio or anything of that sort?" I don't know, just me. [laughs] Somebody did say Traffic Report. Just open up your phone, you idiot. That's it, that's what you gotta do. [laughs] Open up your phone, you know it's gonna be crowded in certain places at certain times. There's no need to hear the fast talking traffic reporter on the air talking about, uh, "Well, it's gonna be crowded on the 405 'cause there was an accident. Somebody tipped over their Ford F150." That's usually how it goes. "Generally listen to the radio for shorter drives. Not worth the effort to connect my phone if I'm just gonna be in the car for, like, 10 minutes." I get it. Totally understandable. Yeah, there's, there's that, there's that thing to talk about, I guess. [laughs] Aerosmith, Youngblood / My Only Angel right here on K-Bear 101. You know, it absolutely sucks to see something like this pop up. A Seattle family's Halloween display went up in flames last week and the bizarre scene was caught on camera. B- Becca and Chris Sandy woke up one morning, they were shocked to find their front yard decorations charred and smoldering. They reviewed their home security camera and saw a random man just set fire to a prop, to a prop coffin and then casually tossed their other decorations into the fire. Among the decorations was a Bob Ross skeleton.... Complete with afro and brushes. Police say the family is lucky that it rained overnight because the fire could have spread to nearby bushes and into the house. The family says their neighbors helped clean up the mess, even pitched in to buy them new Halloween decorations. What a scumbag. What random dude just does that? Was he masked? Did they catch the guy's face? I, I, it's, that's the most Seattle thing I've ever heard of. But, I mean, I just can't imagine, all of the sudden, just picking on this one person, the one family's Halloween display. Makes me not never wanna decorate 'cause you see stuff like this. You see people stealing people's Halloween decorations. Quit ruining the holiday. This is worse than the, those Trunk or Treat events, you know? I hate those stupid Trunk or Treats. But, uh, just r- ruining somebody's front yard display that they obviously worked really hard on is one of the dumbest things you could do. D-bag of the day material, which, by the way, you can hear that sometimes weekday mornings, 6:45, on the Victor Wiltd Show. [graphics whooshing] For some reason, this article popped up saying, uh, "Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper." That's the title. Commercial toilet paper was invented more than 150 years ago, back in 1857 when Jay Davis was born.
Now, commercial toilet paper itself, back then... Is there a picture of it anywhere? [laughs] Is there a picture of what potentially toilet paper back in 1857 looked like? Would that be horrible to use? But it goes on to say, like, "Why are we still using toilet paper in the 21st century? More and more people are caring for their cracks with something called a hygienic shower or handheld bidet. This thing is installed next to the toilet, simply provides a jet of water to wash instead of wipe..." But doesn't the water get anywhere? Or do you just like s- Is it like a traditional bidet where you sit on the toilet, it washes you, you get up, but then your butt's wet, right? Do you have to use a towel to then wipe off the remains, the water and the, the, the, the poo water? [laughs] Like,
I've never actually got an answer for that. Yeah. Let me look that up. "If you use a bidet, how do you dry yourself?
You can dry after using a bidet with a built-in air dryer, by dabbing with a small amount of toilet paper, or by r- using a reusable towel or cloth wipe." So, you really are just
using a towel to wipe off the poo water off of your butt.
I can't imagine... You know, like, those, uh, Dyson dryers, those heavy-duty dryers that most businesses have now? Like, the usual dryers that we used to see were not that great. Your hands would still be wet. It was never, never the best.
But then they installed these dryers that really, I mean, really
blow you. You know? [laughs] And
they, they really dry your hands. I can't imagine using that on your butt. You're just sitting there and all of a sudden you see that, you hear the, the air turn on. You almost fly off the toilet, land on the floor 'cause it's that powerful. I don't know. I've heard bidets also are, they're, they're relatively cold. I can't imagine you're going to use the restroom in the morning [laughs], you go to take a number two on the toilet [laughs] and then that bidet just fshh, cold water right into you, 6:00 AM. Oh, how bad that would feel? [graphics whooshing] I don't know why I didn't mention the Dodgers winning the World Series in my Shock Clock Sports Update. I was really, really worried the Toronto Blue Jays were going to win. I was, uh, honestly shocked to see it go to Game 7. And it almost makes you think, like, "Is this whole thing scripted?" You know? But it's hard to script baseball 'cause baseball is such a hard sport to begin with. Most people say baseball is boring. But when you have somebody on a mound 90 feet away from you throwing potentially 100 miles per hour
right by your, uh, your pelvis and you gotta hit that ball, a tiny baseball with a wooden bat, as far as you can. And you are, you are considered a good player in baseball if you hit the ball three times out of 10. Usually if you get a three out of 10 on a school test [laughs], y- you're considered a failure. If you shoot three for 10 out there on the basketball court, you suck. Right? But you are considered really good if you can hit the ball three times out of 10 in baseball. And there are people out in the Majors that hit 50-plus home runs a season. That means hitting that baseball over 400 feet
to where it, you know, it just lands in the stands. You get to score a run. Not to forget to mention the
r- running around the bases. You gotta do some crazy catches sometimes. Baseball definitely is a difficult sport. Uh, there was a whole... There was somebody recently that tried saying that soccer is more difficult than American football and I laughed in their face. [laughs] Soccer is one of the worst, dumbest sports out there. I'm sorry. [laughs] It is the most overrated sport. Uh, I hate it every year when the World Cup happens 'cause when you walk into a restaurant, you, they have soccer on, and no one cares. [laughs] I mean, some people here in America do, but I just can't imagine being a soccer fan. I really can't. I couldn't imagine just being like, "My favorite athlete's this guy. He kicked the ball and he scored the one and only goal out of the whole 90 minutes." [laughs] Right? You watch a soccer match for 90 minutes and the g- the score can sometimes end up being 0-0, and then it has to go into overtime. And then finally someone scores a goal, and that's it. Yay. But the baseb- the World Series of baseball went down to the wire. The Dodgers win the entire thing. My friend, my friends Matt and Christian went down to LA and wa- w- went, waited for the, uh, parade, waited for the bus to come by. They saw Shohei Ohtani. They saw Freddie Freeman.
They saw them raise the trophy in the air, Los Angeles, celebrating another win. I'm ex- I, I do love the Dodgers. I love the Dodgers, my favorite baseball team out there. Happy for them. Again, I don't know why I didn't mention that during the Shock Clock Sports Update, but better late than never. [instrumental music playing] Thanks for listening to Peaches Pit Party, the Podcast. If you enjoyed the show, please share, subscribe, and rate the podcast. Peaches Pit Party is hosted by me, Peaches, AKA Brendan Peach, and is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com. Until next time, peach out.