This episode of Peaches Pit Party turns into a full-tilt carnival the second Peaches finishes saluting Veterans Day and immediately launches into a rant about the Michael Jackson biopic teaser, YouTube commenters correcting him like they’re hall monitors, and the existential fear of wall-mounting a TV because he knows it would rip off the wall like a Looney Tunes gag. Black Friday nostalgia hits next, complete with memories of Walmart wrestling matches over Paula Deen cookware and Peaches declaring that Thanksgiving food is basically stoner cuisine masquerading as tradition. Jell-O shows up with gelatin crimes nobody asked for, Chantel accidentally summons Sanguisugabog like she’s reading from a cursed scroll, and Peaches starts printing unreadable metal logos for sport. Sports talk appears, gets roasted, and disappears again. FIFA charges $75 for parking and Peaches suggests paying the same amount to make soccer stop. Cybertrucks get roasted. Savings accounts get roasted. Apple’s $230 knitted iPhone purse gets roasted. Peaches wants Ray-Ban camera glasses so bands can spot his tall head from orbit. Maddie joins to tear apart the world’s “best cities” list while Peaches perfects the worst British accent ever recorded. The Peach Throne debate turns into a Rockstar Games appreciation zone. A British man hallucinates free-floating tatas after eye surgery. Denmark is apparently the final boss of nudism. Nude bowling exists and Peaches wants everyone to know it. Jalen Brown’s fake painted-on hair melts onto jerseys like a Sharpie. The entire episode is a guided tour through Peaches’ brain and nobody leaves unchanged.

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