Today’s Peaches Pit Party episode begins with Peaches casually announcing that Betty Boop is now a horror-movie slasher who murders podcasters, which honestly feels like a threat directed at him specifically. From there the entire show dissolves into a glorious snowball of unhinged topics: AI-generated “Peaches Pizza” nightmare videos getting posted in the KBear group, Chantel trying to decipher metal band logos like she’s solving ancient runes, and Peaches screaming about the Wicked movies because he cannot emotionally or spiritually handle musicals. TikTok girlies are now jump-training their way to enlightenment by hopping 50 times every morning, which Peaches imagines would collapse the entire KBear building if he tried it. Sports news hits like a sledgehammer — the Mavericks fire Nico Harrison, MLB pitchers are indicted for rigging parlays, and fans publicly chant “Fire Nico!” like it’s a community theater performance. Then Peaches defends a Reddit husband who wants to ditch Thanksgiving to attend a Lions vs. Packers game, because Thanksgiving food is a culinary trap and turkey is “just turkey.” An ER doctor lists the top five Thanksgiving injuries, including finger mutilation via pumpkin-related stupidity, drunk fryer explosions, and backyard football that kills uncles. Peaches confesses his new plant-dad era, roasts pretentious hobbies (especially anyone with a meditation mat or a vinyl collection featuring Tame Impala), celebrates the death of the American penny, and remembers the joy of having his car wrecked by a teenager during winter braking season. Frozen iguanas are falling out of Florida trees like lizard-shaped hailstones, Bank of America is getting sued because workers weren’t paid to log in, two grown men tried to steal an entire highway sign for no reason, and Peaches recalls the time his friend Levi proudly hung a Subway sign in his bedroom as if it were fine art. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition gets roasted for literally blowing up family homes, Peaches misses the northern lights because he was too busy eating a banh mi, and now he’s praying round two of the aurora will bless Idaho instead of Texas. An absolutely deranged, fully packed rollercoaster from beginning to end.

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