[upbeat music] Let the good times roll indeed. New music from Electric Callboy featuring Dexter of The Offspring. What is happening? It is Peaches here. It is Friday, June 5th, 2026. I hope you are doing well. If you wanna get ahold of me, you can over at 208-535-1015. If you, uh, didn't hear my story on, uh, Victor's morning show or part of it on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem earlier today, last night was a, uh, was a weird night. Um, I, I got home after the show was over. I decided to take a late evening nap. I woke up from that and was like, "Okay, now I gotta get my exercise in. My, uh, lower back, it's feeling better.
I, I feel like I can... I, I, I can walk an entire loop around the Greenbelt, no big deal. If I feel a little bit of pain, so what? It's good for you. Builds character, right?" So I do the whole loop around the Greenbelt. I come back to my place. By that time it's, it's dark. I, I, I get in the shower,
and then as you probably don't want to imagine, I, uh, get out of the shower. Of course, I'm just butt naked. Go to my bedroom to grab, uh, pajamas,
and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this moth, this giant moth comes flying in, like right through, through my, through my bedroom door up to the light. I'm like, "What does this mean?" That's the first thing I asked myself: "What does this mean?" Rather than going, "Oh, hey, there's a moth in here. I should get rid of it."
So I Google searched, "What does a moth coming to the light in your bedroom mean? Is this a sign of something?" [laughs] Losing my mind. So then I stupidly go, you know, I don't really have... I, 'cause I threw away all the other towels that I had. I was like, "These things are old." I, I, I r- I rarely ever use them. Of course, right after I get rid of them something like this happens and I had to use my good shower towel, one of my two good shower towels. And I gra- I, I [laughs] grabbed one of them and just started whipping the light, which is not the best idea. You can imagine Naked Peaches just whipping the bedroom light trying to get rid of a moth that's flying around, fluttering around. I almost broke my TV whipping this towel around my bedroom. And then I don't know if I even got the, the, the moth because it just disappeared completely. I, I, I don't know where it went. If it went to another room and, uh, maybe flew out where it came in from, or maybe I killed it and it's just, its carcass is below my bed. I don't know. I just know it disappeared,
and then I, uh, yeah, after that went to bed. Had that weird dream that I talked about, uh, on Victor's, uh, morning show. So yeah, and then I, of course now I'm here. I've been do- I've been working all day. It's Friday. Trying to get through it as fast as possible to get to the weekend. Uh, tomorrow it's gonna feel like a work day for me anyway. I got the Idaho Falls Farmers Market from around 11:30, maybe noon to 2:00. And then I'll have a short break, and then I gotta make my way to the waterfront at Snake River Landing for the 27th annual Second Chance Prom with Classy 97. Again, I believe, oh, one of the businesses, I don't know which one it is, um, it might be Black Tie Car Wash that might have some free tickets left over. Or,
uh, just, just look at the Classy 97 Facebook page. I believe it's posted over there if you wanna get your tickets for free. Or you can buy them online at klce.com. Or you can, uh, show up tomorrow at the event and buy your tickets for 10 bucks each at the door. Or come to the Farmers Market and get them for free from either Josh or myself. The Idaho Falls Farmers Market happening tomorrow. The 27th annual Second Chance Prom with Classy 97 also happening tomorrow.
Sorta looking forward to the week. And also tomorrow is Victor's, uh, big 44th birthday, so make sure to wish him a nice happy birthday on social media or text him, whatever. So apparently people want cubicles to make a comeback for, well, I was about to say whatever reason, but they just want that privacy back. That's it. They're saying these, uh, new open offices, uh, these layouts are loud, distracting, not great for getting real work done.
They, uh, say like, hey, during the pandemic people got used to having their own space at home, and now they don't wanna give that up. I used to have a cubicle, uh, here when I first started. The, uh, the bullpen was three separate desks, and it was,
it was weird. I mean, I, I personally don't like that system whatsoever. I think it's old, it's outdated, it's solitary, it's isolated. Then there was a time where they tried saying here, you know, everyone go to your each individual studio and that's it. That's if you were a DJ, and all the higher-ups had offices. And now that I've reached the higher-up position, every higher-up doesn't have an office anymore except for, like, maybe a few of them. But I've always wanted to have my own office so I can decorate it. I mean, Jeff from down the hall, he has his own office. Maddie has her own little, uh, desk area where she, you know, has it all decorated and everything. Star has her giant office over there. What do I get? The studio [laughs] that's shared, you know? I wanna have my own office, dang it, so I can decorate it, put a picture of my family on my desk and go, "These- yeah, that's right. You see my parents? See my sister?" I'd... I don't know who I would show it off to. I would just have it on my desk maybe. I don't know. But I'd have cool posters everywhere. I have all these signed posters that I wanna hang up. I've ran out of space in that one bedroom in my place. I wanna have an office to show off, be like, "Look how cool I am. I'm the, uh, I'm a part of The Rock Station. I got to get all these signed. I'm so cool." Anyway. Yeah, cubicles are apparently… Or people want cubicles to make a comeback. They're j- they're overall saying we owe cubicles an apology. Here's Halestorm teaming up with I Prevail, Can You See Me in the Dark on K-Bear 101. If you are or know of someone named Ryan, um-You're invited to make history next month. The Mall of America in Minnesota, they're asking people named Ryan to take part in a, uh, quirky attempt to set a Guinness World Record by riding a rollercoaster together. The event called Ride the Ryan Coaster is set for July 24th. Organizers hope to pack the Pepsi Orange Street Coaster with nothing but Ryans for an entire hour, potentially cycling about 1,000 riders to set the record for the most people with the same name on a rollercoaster in succession. Participants will gather beforehand in the mall's main rounda- uh, rotunda, temporarily dubbed the Ry-tunda, before heading into Nickelodeon Universe for the attempt. That, that's been one of the places I've wanted to travel to, the Mall of America. I've heard it's, uh, qui- I heard it's quite huge. Victor says just like any other mall, but you know, I, I just wanna see it for myself. Love shopping malls, think they're pretty cool. But I know a few people na- people named Ryan. Might as well just tell them, "Hey, can book that flight to Minnesota. Join on the fun." Why not? The Ryan meetup. There's been that thing that, that, uh, that one social media influencer that I completely forgot about. His name's Tyler something. And he's, he's gathered all the tall people in each state. I don't know if he's done the Idaho meetup yet, but best believe if he does come to southeast Idaho, I will be there as part of the, the tall person meetup. I don't think we'll be able to fit on a rollercoaster, but we could at least, uh, you know, mingle or whatever. Man, I gotta tell you, in the modern age with all of this stuff going on, it certainly is nice to be a, an adult, uh, with a Walmart Plus membership. I decided to pay the w- I think it was like $1 for the first month, and then it goes back to the regular price after that. But I was like, you know what? I gotta do it. I, I hate walking around stores and trying to find everything, and Walmart pickup involves me driving all the way to the store. I know. It's pretty far, isn't it, to go to Walmart in any one of the cities here in East Idaho?
Again, I'm being sarcastic, but even sometimes I'm like, "Nah, all I wanna do is just be at my place and sit there and chill." So I, uh, yeah, I got this membership, and I'll get a, I'll get my Walmart delivery of all my groceries, all my health foods that I've been eating on this diet. It's like the world's healthiest, uh, grocery list. You got cherry tomatoes, mozzarella, fat-free cottage cheese, rice cakes, kale on this thing. Even sardines made the list, which I know we were supposed to try them on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, but Victor's like, "Please, do not open up a can of sardines in the studio. Don't be that guy." And I, I learned my lesson since I, I've told that story about the time that I used to... When I would work at TMZ, when I was at work at TMZ, and I would bring in the cans of tuna, and all the other PAs just hated me. Sardines are just a whole lot worse. Here's Sublime, speaking of a whole lot worse, Until the Sun Explodes on Peach's Pit Party. FIFA is sure making things difficult for fans attending the World Cup starting next week. The international soccer body has repeatedly picked up ticket prices and has made it difficult for fans to make it to stadiums by blocking off parking lots for VIPs only. Now they've ruled out-- they've ruled that, uh, fans will not be able to bring reusable water bottles into games. That's a change from what the fan guide said just last month, which said people could bring in empty, transparent, reusable plastic bottles up to one liter in capacity. It's not clear how much FIFA will have stadiums change for water bottles during the-- or charge, I should say. Charge for water bottles during the matches in the, uh, summer heat.
Athletes' Unlimited Softball League is close to starting its second season and is getting a boost from new investors, including Major League Baseball Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan and the owner of the Milwaukee Brewers, Mark Attanasio. I believe that's how you say his last name. The league will launch its six-team permanent market season on June 9th and expects, uh, increased, uh, media exposure and sponsorships as the popularity of women's softball continues to rise. And last but not least in pro football news, Russell Wilson won't be the only new addition on the NFL Today pregame show. Retired offensive guard Kyle Long, who happens to be Howie Long's son, will also be on the main set. Wilson and Long will join the returning trio of host James Brown and fellow analysts Neil Burlson or Burlesson or how do, how do, however you say his name, and Bill Cowher. They will, they will replace the outgoing Matt Ryan, who left CBS Sports to run the Atlanta Falcons. Russell Wilson also I think just announced he's retired, uh, from the, from the sport, uh, yesterday. That was supposed to be a part of this as well, I would think. Maybe. I don't know. That does it for your Shot Clock Sports Update right here on KBEAR 101. FIFA has somehow managed to pull off one of the most FIFA things imaginable. I know I already talked about them screwing up, um, trying to change their rules during the Shot Clock Sports Update a little bit earlier on this hour. But, uh, about 60 fans buying tickets for the 2026 World Cup got all the way through checkout and received tickets showing a grand total of $0. Free. Best day of their lives, right? Then FIFA came back and said, "Actually, about that." According to FIFA, a website glitch caused the tickets to be issued at $0, and now those fans have seven days to pay the correct amount or lose their seats.
FIFA says it regrets the error and any inconvenience caused.
I do love how they, they, they pretend like, "Oh yeah, we regret what happened here." It's like if you're, if you're an actual sympathetic person, you would go, "Hey, you know what? We screwed up. You get those tickets for free. Let's keep it on the down low." That kind of thing, right?Those tickets belong to those fans for at least a few hours. Imagine getting the confirmation email, you're calling your buddies, you're planning the trip, you're pricing flights. You're feeling like the luckiest soccer fan on earth, then FIFA slides into your inbox like, "Uh, yeah, we, uh, we need that money. We need that cash, bud." [laughs] I don't know why someone would, again, would wanna pay to watch soccer, but that is, uh, that is a to each their own thing, I guess. 'Cause, like for me, it's just soccer is the worst sport on the planet. I would rather watch golf than ever watch a soccer match ever. You know, the, the... They... You watch dudes kick a ball up and down a field for 90 minutes just for the score to end up being, like, one to zero. And you see a lot of flopping, you see a lot [laughs] of these guys just go, "Oh, he touched me," and they go flying. Oh, it's, it's ridiculous. Anyway, here's Black Veil Brides, Vindicate, on K-Bear 101. [graphics whoosh] I think this will be the first year I, I do not dress up for the 27th Annual Second Chance Prom. Personally, I don't even feel like going, but there's gonna be,
uh, a whole lot less of us, 'cause Victor's gonna be out, bunch of other people are gonna be out. They all had, uh, excuses to get out of the prom. I'm like, "Well, I'll be there. [laughs] I'll be there working the thing, I guess. I guess, 'cause I have to." [laughs] I'll, I'll probably be wearing the same thing I'm wearing right now, a blank T-shirt, and well, not necessarily basketball shorts, and, and jeans, and my, my Vans slip-on shoes. 'Cause my dress shoes, all dress shoes are not comfortable. Guys or girls, especially for girls when they have to wear the high heels and stuff, it's not comfortable at all. I can't imagine dancing in those shoes. I can't imagine myself dancing at all. But, uh, if you wanna relive prom night, but with way better music, less awkwardness, hopefully zero punch spills, our, uh, sister station, Klassy 97,
they're throwing their 27th Annual Second Chance Prom tomorrow at the Waterfront at Snake River Landing from 8:00 to 11:00. And if you don't know about this year's theme, it's Royal Regency Ball inspired by Bridgerton, so you can break out the fancy fits, dress for the regency era. Or be like me and just show up as you are and have a great time. Tickets are just 10 bucks per person online at klce.com, or at the door the night of the event. The... I b- I don't know if there's any limited tickets available at those, uh, those stops anymore, but tomorrow at the Idaho Falls Farmers Market, look for the Riverbend Media Group booth, where Josh and I will be at, and we'll have a stack of, uh, we'll have a stack of those prom tickets as well over there, uh, while supplies last, of course. So grab your date, your friends, or your entire royal court. We'll hopefully see you at the Klassy 97 Second Chance Prom tomorrow night at the Waterfront Snake River Landing from 8:00 to 11:00 PM. [graphics whoosh] I know we're all worried about AI taking jobs and changing the world, but after seeing this story, I think some of us can relax, because Ram got caught selling a patriotic Ram T-shirt with a Toyo- Toyota Tacoma on it. [laughs] A Toyota on official Ram merchandise. The internet spotted it immediately, because truck people can identify a Tacoma from approximately three counties away. You can't fool them. Apparently, the shirt featured what looked like an AI-generated image of a truck with a Ram badge slapped on the grill, except the body, headlights, and shape were clearly a previous generation Toyota Tacoma, which is hilarious. Imagine being a diehard Ram owner. You spend 30 bucks on a Ram shirt, a guy at the gas station looks at it and goes, "Hey, you're a fake fan."
[laughs] "Nice Tacoma." Fight starts instantly. "Name three Ram trucks right now." [laughs] That's your, uh, Friday fail story [laughs] of the day, I guess. Here's Tim Montana, Breaks Me Down, on K-Bear 101. Or Break Me Down, I should say. [graphics whoosh] The internet is absolutely fired up after, uh, learning about this. This Olive Garden server reportedly received a $700 tip from a customer, which should've been one of the greatest shifts of her life, right? Instead, it turned into a giant mess involving management, tip reviews, social media outrage, and eventually her losing her job. According to posts that went viral, the tip was flagged because Olive Garden reportedly reviews gratuities over a certain amount for possible fraud concerns. Now, I don't know every detail of what happened behind the scenes, but I do know this. If I leave a $700 tip, I'm leaving a $700 tip. I'm not leaving a hostage negotiation, right? Imagine the emotional roller coaster for this, for this woman here. One minute you're thinking, "I just got a $700 tip. This is awesome." You're, you're mentally paying the bills. You're treating yourself to something nice. You're calling your mom.
Then suddenly everybody wants a meeting.
Uh, uh, can we talk about the customer too for a second here? Because leaving a $700 tip at Olive Garden is legendary behavior. If I was making that Howard Stern money, I would totally be doing the same thing. It's the kinda tip that gets talked about in break rooms for the next decade. People retire off stories [laughs] like that, you know?
I j- I, I wonder why exactly Olive Garden's like, "Yeah, just let's get rid of her." And I'm sure they'll try to offer her a job back, or maybe, maybe she'll find something better because this story has gone viral. I'm sure some company will get her right away, and she'll be just fine. [graphics whoosh] As somebody who used to work at an amusement park, Knott's Berry Farm to be exact, let me tell you something here. Ride operators have enough problems. [upbeat music] All right? It was one of the worst jobs I have ever worked. I would rank... Oh, uh, maybe I shouldn't share. [laughs] Well, you know what? Forget it.
My job at In-N-Out was... I, I, I don't know which one's worse, my time at In-N-Out or the time at Knott's Berry Farm, because Knott's Berry Farm, those shifts were incredibly long. You had to scream for most of the dayAnd you also had to repeat the same rules, everything. And it was just so boring and tedious. At least at In-N-Out, I mean, you were still saying the same stuff, but you got to interact with customers, but still, it, it had its negative aspects too. But anyway, going back to this, the whole amusement park thing. Uh, ride operators have enough problems. They don't need to be dealing with a guy trying to eat Chicken McNuggets on a rollercoaster moving, like, 60-something miles per hour. Apparently, a YouTuber accepted a challenge to eat a 10-piece McNugget meal while riding Millennium Force at Cedar Point. He smuggled the nuggets onto the ride, pulled them out during the climb, started eating, attempted to use sauce, and eventually got himself banned for life from all Six Flags parks.
I mean, [sighs] I s- Like, imagine this chicken nugget flies out of the guy's hand, all of a sudden hits someone behind him. They, they get a black eye. I, I don't know. There's tho- choking hazards too. Uh, the park specifically cited choking hazards and safety concerns when they handed out the lifetime ban. The thing that cracks me up is the guy apparently hid the nuggets in his pants before riding the ride.
[laughs] At least there's that to laugh at. Oh, geez. Today's What the Headline once again comes from Florida, where a, uh, shirtless man in a kilt, yeah, of course, it had to be that, got into an argument inside a Taco Bell and delivered one of the greatest lines in recent fast food history. After another customer allegedly called him a meth head, the man fired back, "Meth head? I'm a bleep electrician."
And honestly, that should've been the end of the story, but it wasn't. According to witnesses, the man, uh, then threatened to cut power to the restaurant. Everybody laughed. Everybody assumed he was bluffing. He storms out. Moments later,
the lights go out. The entire Taco Bell goes dark. Now, authorities haven't confirmed whether he actually caused the outage or whether the timing was just an all-time coincidence, but can you imagine being inside that restaurant? If I'm standing there holding a Crunchwrap and the guy says, "I'll shut this place down," then 30 seconds later, the lights go out, I'm immediately believing everything. That man now has superpowers. Forget electrician. At that point, he's a wizard. At that point, I'm in my car driving as far away as possible. That is today's What the Headline right here [laughs] on K-Bear 101. Maybe I should send this story to Star down the hall, our, uh, graphic design/uh, traffic aficionado. Uh, there was a time here in the office where she, uh, heated up fish in the microwave [laughs] and she had everybody legitimately pissed off [laughs] going, "Why on earth would you do something like that?" [laughs] And she, she felt so bad that when she went on her lunch break, she came back with donuts for the entire office, and magically, everyone was better. But, uh, I, I was reading this article here about how a now former Myrtle Beach police officer is facing a felony charge after allegedly pulling a gun on a fellow officer during an argument over microwaved fish.
Authorities say this, uh, guy confronted a colleague about the smell in a department briefing room, then drew and pointed his service weapon. He was arrested, charged with unlawfully, uh, pointing a firearm. He's also... He's since been fired following an internal investigation that found multiple policy violations.
G- I, I... Again, yesterday, I talked about that h- that whole sardine maxing that people are doing, eating, uh, fish out of a can because it's good for you. It's good. It's full of omega-3s and all of that. And guess what? During my Walmart delivery order, I got myself not, not just one pack of sardines, I got six of them. Six cans of sardines in water.
So yeah, we're gonna see, uh, how that turns out. I might violently puke. I might love it. I might be, like, the next guy that vouches for that.
I can't believe I bought six. Who knows? I might, uh... [laughs] If, if I can't even eat one of them, I might just bring the rest to the office and cause mayhem around here. Hopefully, no one points a gun at me, just like what happened with this story. Here's Sublime, "Ensenada" on K-Bear 101. I'm very thankful that I was born with a stage name. You know, now I'm just living up to it doing this radio show and all of that. People still don't realize that my last name is Peach. That's why I go by Peaches. I mean, there are a lot of people that don't necessarily listen to K-Bear, so whenever I show up to, like, let's say a live remote, for example, they always come up and go, "Wait, why, why do they call you Peaches?" It's 'cause I'm a stripper. No, it's my last name. Duh. Come on, don't you know that? You're supposed to listen. No, I'm kidding. There... A- at least my name's original and unique, right? This story is proof that sometimes reality is funnier than anything you could make up. There's a US Senate race in Alaska where incumbent senator Dan Sullivan is running for re-election, and now he's facing a challenger
named Dan Sullivan. Another Dan Sullivan.
And if you're thinking, "Well, surely voters can tell them apart,"
that's become the entire argument. The sitting senator is claiming the other Dan Sullivan is creating confusion while the challenger says he's a legitimate candidate. The whole thing has gotten so weird that lawsuits have been threatened and national media outlets are covering it. I mean, heck, we're covering it here on Peaches' Pit Party. Who are you voting for? Dan Sullivan. But which one? Well, Dan Sullivan. But which Dan Sullivan? The Dan Sullivan. [laughs] That didn't help. [upbeat music] Thanks for listening to Peaches Pit Party, the podcast. If you enjoyed the show, please share, subscribe, and rate the podcast. Peaches Pit Party is hosted by me, Peaches, AKA Brendan Peach, and is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com. Until next time, Peach out