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I think we've oh, where's the bed? There we go. There is the music bed. We're now live. We're doing it.

It's not Victor. It's Peaches. Got Maddie and, of course, Lieutenant Crane in for traffic school powered by the Advocates. How you doing, Lieutenant Crane? I'm doing great.

Is it was it better without Victor here on this fine Friday? It don't get any better than you two. Right? Finally, some peace and quiet. That's right.

A win is a win. Maddie, do you have any questions you wanna start off the show with? Yeah. I do. But I forgot them.

I even wrote them down in my notes app. But I don't have my phone on me. So What happened to your phone? I left it in the Cannonball Studio. Oh, you just rushed over here.

Yeah. I've been recording Jinx Show. So A whole 10 steps. A whole 10 steps. I just That's why she's out of breath.

It's really it's really hard for me to get my steps in. We were still trying to figure out who would be the first person to lose if we were all to run at the same time at this exact starting line and you got out of your car, Lieutenant Crane, and ran after us. Who would be the first person to get caught? And it's a tie, I think, between me and Justin from 01:05 o'clock. I think I think I love Justin.

Don't get me wrong, but I think he'd be the the first one to go. Oh, I'm just talking down on myself to kinda, you know I think what he would do is he'd just, you'd say go and he'd just throw his arms up. Go, keep him. I ain't doing all that. I ain't doing that.

But, Maddie, who do you think would be number one? Would you think it would be Katie? Would she take off pretty fast? You know, if Jay was still here, he'd probably be the first one to go. Of course.

The first one to Yeah. Like, run. Just take off and he'd be Willy the cops. Yeah. Yeah.

He'd be he'd be gone, leaving the rest of us in the dust. But I think, yeah, probably Katie. Maybe Jade if he wasn't Frankenstein a little bit. Oh, yeah. Poor ankles, poor back.

Did you see his would give out before he could even make it 10 feet. Did you see his socks? No. I haven't. You should next time you see him, you should ask him to see his socks.

Is that is that Jade walking by? Oh, yeah. I didn't see his socks. He's he looks like he's in a busy, busy mood. They're very pretty pink color.

Oh. So Alright. Yeah. Well, that's actually a good question, Lieutenant Cream. What if he actually have a culprit who can run really fast?

That you keep driving the car. Keep driving the car. Until you hear a really big thud. If you wanna call in (208) 535-1015, it's traffic school powered by the advocates I tried posting in the K Bear group asking if there's any questions that they might have. Nothing.

Nothing at all. And I think what Jade told me right before the show started is that we're down to like a very low signal. So, who are we broadcasting to? Like the people like 10 feet away from this building? Yeah, pretty much.

Right there on Sunnyside? Someone listening in their car just driving down by the by the way. Oh, I finally got K Bear. Hey, listen. You can listen in on the app too.

Yeah. There's the app. Well, tonight also, Lieutenant Crane is hosting the crazy figure eight car races. It's happening. Oh, you driving.

I do if my car ever gives out, I may have a new vessel for you. Yeah. We'll have you drive it. Do you have to, like, install, like, a roll cage in those and take out the windshield and everything? You gotta take out the windshield, no roll cage.

Really? No roll cage. Good to know. Well, good to know. We finally got a caller here.

Let's see what they oh, wait. No. Now it's working. Hey. We're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocates.

Who's this? Yeah. This is Tater. Tater? Tater.

Tater. Alright, Tater. What is your question? Well, I recently bought a vehicle, and I purchased plates and registration online. Now my temporary for you.

It is expired, and I have yet to get the plates yet. What can I do about that? Seems about normal. Was that it? I was gonna say, was that it?

I mean, it seems I don't wanna receive the plate. So what you need to do is just keep those receipts with you. Your plates will be coming. If they don't come in a reasonable amount of time, you need to reach out to your DMV and just tell them, hey. Something's going on.

I don't know if they got shipped to the wrong location. Didn't get shipped at all, but, yeah. I need them. But right now, just continue with the papers that you applied for. I'm just haven't received them yet.

K. And if I get pulled over to show them that I haven't registered because I didn't get the registration already. Yeah. You'll get it temporary, the documentation. Yep.

Just show them that. Alright. Sounds good. I appreciate it. No.

Thank you, Tater. I thought with a name like Tater, he was gonna ask, like, some silly question, and then we would be just sitting here dumbfounded like, oh, we just got pranked. I thought it was something about a bar fight in New York. Anything that involves the DMV leaves me dumbfounded, so I'm not gonna tell. Me too.

Yeah. You me both. You me both. Well, thank you, Tater. Appreciate you calling in.

Yeah. Not a problem. Hey. You have a great you have a great Friday, and you have a great weekend. You as well.

Alrighty. Two zero eight five three five one zero one five Traffic School powered by the Advocates. Maddie, you wanna tell, Lieutenant Crane about your, second Subaru? Second as in the new one or second as in the old one? Second as the as in the old one.

Yeah. My most prized possession, my baby girl, it's on her it's third engine. Is that owner operator air? It's more I got the car with very minimal context of when I, of the maintenance on it. And all I knew is that somebody's son blew out the engine and then the head gaskets because it's a Subaru.

And, you know, about four trips to the junkyard later, here we are. There we are. And it's still we're on it. Hey. You're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates.

Who's this? It's troublemakers. Troublemaker. First, we had tater, troublemaker. T's in the house.

I love these nicknames that listeners come up with. Right? Hey. What's up? Well, officer Crane gave me that nickname.

Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Yeah. Lieutenant Crane can't remember that, I don't think. He just made a face like, The the train horn guy.

Oh, yeah. That's that's that's who it is. Gotcha. Anyway, I was just wondering, officer Drain, when are you gonna see the TV show? Oh, for Family Feud.

Oh, is that what you're asking about or what? That's that's it. That's it. It's supposed to be in January. Well, I think Victor's gonna make sure everybody knows whether I like it or not.

A little premiere party. We get some popcorn, and we all get our little blinkies. We fell on the projector. It's gonna be real embarrassing if the the the Crain family did not do well on Family Feud. That would be embarrassing.

You can't say anything because of the whole, you know, NDA involved and stuff. Hey. I guess we find out when we get our popcorn and our blinkies and have a little movie premiere night. But it also would, like, be more fun if he, you know, some if the whole family won and got the final Family Feud. What what is that what it's called?

The final Family Feud? What's the final game called? I used to watch that show all the time. I I don't know what it's called, but it was a it's a trip. It's a trip.

I know that. Do you wanna place bets now on who wins? That's what we should do. We should do some sort of, like, betting process to see if the Crain family made it through or not. I'll I'll start the pot with $10.

Alright. Alright. I'll give you 10. Troublemaker. You won't be winning on this two or Well, if if you think back about how long he was gone, he may have won a couple of games.

I think I won in The United States Of America. USA. Well, awesome, troublemaker. Well, glad you asked something. Appreciate it.

Your advice better than you. We're not calling in. So there we go. Alright. See you, guys.

Hey. You have a great weekend. For those game shows, Lieutenant Crane, is it difficult to kind of just focus on those? Because everybody in my family, including myself, we watched we watched the game shows on TV. We somehow think we're gonna do very well on the show.

But then we hear those stories from people who have been on game shows, and then they go, I couldn't think of anything because I'm put on the spot. The lights are on me. The host is staring at me. And I can only imagine how intimidating Steve Harvey must be because not only will he just, like I don't know. If you get a bad if you give him a bad answer, he'll make fun of you for, like, twenty minutes after that.

When he makes that face, he's like. Right? And I don't know what answer it is. He'll just give he'll start laughing, make fun of you. I think you're exactly right.

You know, we were up on stage a long time, and and a question would be asked. And, then he would go off and, you know, they cut netted, obviously. And, he would go off teasing and joking, and then all of a sudden, he'd be like, for lack of or, for lack of time, just give me your answer. You're like, what was the question? I lost a question seven minutes ago.

Yeah. I was a contestant on Shaq's podcast for the match game. Really? And I froze up. I could not think of anything.

The the the hosts were yelling at me. Shaq wasn't saying much, but I can tell he was silently judging. But I can also tell the hosts of the show were like, yeah. We're gonna have to edit this later and, cut down that time. I don't think they ended up doing that.

I think there was, like, a minute or so of just quiet and, like, nothing on the podcast. And they're, like, say something. You didn't say anything? Like, not even stall it? Well, it's, like, it was too old for me because I was, like, 23 at the time, and they're asking me questions, like, some people older than 40 would understand.

And so yeah. The neat thing about it was there's a line on the stage. And once, Steve Harvey would go past that line, cameras would cut, and they're no longer filming for the the game show. And he'd go out there and talk for a long time, do do his comedy. Yeah.

And the crowd loved it. It was awesome for them. But then all of a sudden, he'd come back, and you'd been listening to, you know, seven minutes of comedy, and then he'd be like, what's your answer? I wonder what it'd be like for him to be the first time ever hosting a game show because I feel like he has I mean, he's had years of comedy experience, But to then also, like, get used to being family friendly on stage, not being able to say certain things. But then I'm sure he also uses that time like you just mentioned with the seven minutes.

He probably just tests new material right then and there. I don't know if he still does stand up comedy, if he just does the the Family Feud thing. He does a radio show too in New York. I thought it was, like, number one over there. But, All I know is the contestants on the game show give him enough material.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I love watching those best of worst answers on Family Feud. That'd be my biggest nightmare. I get a bad secondhand embarrassment.

I can't. Yeah. Right. No. I I can only imagine if I ended up on YouTube for giving out, like, name a yellow fruit orange.

You know? That that's an answer to them. Manny, I was about to ask you something. I forgot exactly what it was. Did you do do you do you remember the question?

I don't. Maybe let's see. What question have you had this entire time? You know, I've been a pretty functional driver as of late, so I haven't had any issues luckily. Knocking on wood.

Knocking Is it an issue to have a car that's constantly leaking oil in like business? Not I'm not asking for any particular reason or anything or like if something dumps all its oil in the ground. Theoretically, is that an issue since it's private property? Yeah. You're distracting their property.

But I'll tell you what's interesting. The old timers, they used to pull the oil plug out and then wrap a string I should try that. All the way around and then put it back in. But now we've got pipe thread, and stuff. So you could put some kind of sealant upon that to keep that from doing that.

And then people would not you know what's worse about that? You walk through it and then you walk in your house or something. Yeah. I know. Now you gotta track through your house.

I I have a crazy picture to show you. It's like pitch black, just oil at the bottom of my car. And it was the most embarrassing moment of my life, I think. You say, you go to the oil change bay and you say, change oil and check the gas. There's one embarrassing moment where I was driving somebody else's car, and, I may have, hit a fire hydrant Shame on you.

Barely. And so and so I had to run to O'Reilly's and be like, hey. I just dented my friend's vehicle. What do I do? And they're like, oh, use some turtle wax, buffed it all out.

It was just fine. You know, those guys at o O'Reilly, they they know what they're doing. Right. I didn't know turtle wax would remove dents. It was no.

It was like a scratch. Something it'll it'll buff out. Yeah. It'll buff out. It'll buff out.

It'll buff out. It'll buff out. It'll buff out. It'll buff out. It'll buff out.

It'll buff out. That's all that matters. It's like if I were to apply makeup, I don't look that good, but it's better than before. I'm just messing. Alright.

(208) 535-1015. Traffic school powered by the advocates. Should I refresh the Facebook page just to see if somebody even asked a stupid question? Might as well. If they gave her there's nothing.

There's no I feel like the signal's so bad right now for a lot of people. They're just like, you know what? Let me move on to something else. Yeah. Maddie, you're on the spot.

Come on. If you are driving out of city bounds and you see no posted speed limit City bounds. I like that. Bounds. City bounds.

Like, you know, you have the Welcome to Idaho Falls. Population City limits. City limits. That's the word. See, we're learning vocabulary today.

I would have gone with city bounds too. I kinda like that. Yeah. Because I live out in the country. So you're country girl.

Yes and no. I grew up on the West Side of town, but we moved out to a house. If you just kind of keep going that way for like ten minutes, that's where my house is, where all that farm land is out there. Everybody, she's pointing Northwest. Whatever direction that is.

Is there, depending on the county, is there a designated speed limit that you have to drive if you see no posted speed limits? If it's posted by a county ordinance, it's up to them. They set that, by state, if it's not posted and it's within the city limits, Speed limit is 35 unless otherwise posted. And out in the country, if it's not posted, it's 55. Good to know.

I didn't know that either. Yeah. There's they put up a Bonneville County sheriff put up, like, one of those, speed things that if you hit, like, 56 track. I'm like, oh my gosh. The cops.

No. Is that like a scarecrow type of thing type of tactic to where they just put that up and then it monitors your speed and it gives you the flashing light? A speed trailer. Yeah. Well, we'd hope it would work.

Right? It does. It does. The first couple of times. I I do get terrified every time.

My heart sings to my stomach. I'm like, oh. I'm going 37. I need to slow it down. This is it for me, guys.

You're right. That's right. Finally got somebody calling in. Hey. You're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocates.

Who's this? Hey. You're crazy. Carl. How you guys doing?

Crazy Carl. Hey. I'm glad you did it, Matty. Good for you. Yeah.

Sunday. Sunday. Sunny's Sunday. Johnny's a big fan. Ladies and gentlemen, Tony got a hole.

Or your dreams can be crushed. Exactly. So I I see Facebook marketplace. I see these cars for sale. No title, bill of sale.

And that to me just you're just getting ripped off. I mean, if if the car is stolen I mean, is it legal to sell a car with a just a bill of sale, no title? Man, this is the best question you've come up with. Thank you. Right.

Yeah. This is a good one because it does happen. Right? And the bottom line is this, Most of those cars, the reason they're putting those on there with no title is a lot of them went down to a title loan company and got a loan on the car, and they don't have the title in their possession. And the other thing is, legally, is it's a felony to sell a car without the title.

Really? Yeah. It's a felony. Yes. Big time.

Sell a car. Wow. Wow. Playing with the big boys. Yeah.

Yep. Yeah. And so the question would be, why can't you get a title for it? Right? Right.

Right. I mean, you know, there's a you know, the the chain of titles when it's been sold multiple times. There was a Corvette I was gonna buy, but, the original owner passed away. He sold it to another guy, and then he passed away. But you have two deceased previous owners that you would have to go through and get the families of the world.

They're gonna respond. I also think that's bad juju. Do people die? Don't get the Corvette, Carl. Please don't get the Corvette.

No. No. I don't I don't need any more cars. Nope. Absolutely not.

Crazy Carl, how many cars do you have? Five. Nice. I thought you would just say, like, 20 or something like that. Some crazy number.

No. No. No. Yeah. My my wife said if I brought another one home, I'd be sleeping, which I'm okay with that.

But You just gotta get yourself one of those, Volkswagen buses or something like that. Say a hearse. A hearse. Yeah. You can sleep in that tunes room in the back.

I mean, get me a Westfall yet. I'd be set up. Got my own shower, got a stove, got a fridge. Hey. I'm alright.

Matt, you should meet crazy, Carl, because you're you're the car lady too. You know what? I can bring my my clapped Subaru to the the car show on Sunday. There you go. Oh, exactly.

I think anybody that looks under the hood would wince. I don't think anything's stuck anymore on that car. You would have to put a sign out from it that said caution. Cushion. Slippery area.

I'd have to put some tape around it, maybe like a, you know, a couple of hazards on it. Oil slick area. Hazardous material spill. Potential explosion here and there, depending on the day. And the fact that you let's you lent it to someone to drive around.

Hey, I'm not driving it. If they wanna blow open it, that's their problem. And she's offered to like, and during the wintertime, she was like, hey, do you want to go spin cookies in a parking lot? And that depth trash. I told the cops that.

It is a good cookie spinning car because the tires are bald. So, you get get some good spins on that bad boy. Best thing you want in the wintertime is be able to see the air in your tires. Yep. Even the steel spikes are coming out.

That's how you know it's prime for spinning. Oh, that's funny. Well, thank you, Carl. Any any car shows you wanna talk about? Oh, Cars and Coffee on Sunday, Yellowstone, Alameda, KeyBank, Wells Fargo parking lot from ten to noon.

There we go. That's all I got. Perfect. Well, awesome. Thank you, crazy.

If you can't go see us this week, come and see us next. Right. So Amen. Come on down. Very fun.

Alright. You guys have a good weekend, man. Hey. You as well. Appreciate it.

Bye. (208) 535-1015. Let's do the FCC thing real quick here. It's Traffic School powered by the advocates. Hey.

You're live on the show. Who's this? This is Brian. Brian, what's your question? Hey.

There's been a long standing myth that, certain color cars or certain models of car are more, prone to get pulled over. Is there any truth behind that? They have done some studies on that. And then what they also done is some studies on how many cars get painted that certain color. And the percentage of cars that get painted that color is as high or is typically higher than normal too.

So, yeah, it's kinda interesting. But I found that the ones that gets pulled over are the ones that are speeding or the ones that are freaking off. Like, guys like Carl. Right? They got these cars.

They're proving something. Those are the guys. Okay. So I there's not a specific kind of car I should or shouldn't buy my wife if I don't want her to get pulled over. You and I, I don't know your wife as well as you do.

But Well, don't get her one of those cars that sort of, like, looks like a police car, then everyone freaks out around her, and they almost pull to the side or slow down dramatically. I may have done that a couple times. You gotta look for the roof rails. Yeah. You gotta look for the roof rails.

Is the roof rails? Okay. There's a couple that I've seen painted like black and white before, like cheap, little little cars. Yeah. It reminds me of the old, Idaho Falls police cars because they had that kind of look.

So Yeah. I just know I anytime I see one of those, like, Ford Explorers and it doesn't like, the roof rack, is that what I have to look out for on the top there? Yeah. None of them have roof racks. That's what I figured out.

Maybe get a Ford Explorer. You hear that Lieutenant Green put the roof rack on top next time? Or get her a busted. What I feel like right now is when I have somebody in the back seat of the car and they're like, my friend's an attorney. And I think I think you're getting some good advice that may not be all that great, but that you take it with a greatest song.

I'm just speaking for power. But, hey, you know your wife. Well, my grandparents have a red Mustang and every time I drive the red Mustang, I know every cop is looking at me. It's because it's a perfect car. Right.

But the problem is I can't stop you unless you're violating the law. Right? Well, but I like to violate the law. Well, see, that's the problem. You just admitted on the air.

Oh. Turn and crane again. I'm tracking your phone right now. Yeah. I was waiting.

I have it. Alright. Well, I'll slow down, and I'll, make sure that I buy you the right car for my wife. I was gonna tell you, you know her better than anybody else. So she's a horrible driver.

You don't have to admit that on the air, but maybe you get her a white minivan that everybody else has or a SUV that you fit right in. If not, hey. Go get a really nice beautiful car that pops if she's a good driver. Alright. Well, I'm gonna get a better paying job, and I'm gonna go buy her a new car.

You will be the husband of the year. If not, you just get her a nice purple PT Cruiser. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah.

I would I would probably drive that more than she would. Oh, see? There you go. It's your You got a taste. Buy her a car, pretend, and then all of a sudden it's yours, you know?

I've heard rumor Peaches has got a girlfriend, and I hope that she didn't hear that because Heard a rumor? Yeah. Alright. Well, thank you guys. Have a good day.

Hey. You too. She's gonna be awful disappoint disappointed with his romantic side. I'm glad she doesn't listen. Alright.

Pookie bear. I think she just woke up right now. Yeah. There alright. We got someone else calling in.

Hey, Lauren. You think you'd get me a BJ driver? No. Price. Don't.

Don't. Don't. Don't. This dating relationship is off. Now no longer traffic school.

Now, you know, couples counseling. Couple yeah. Exactly. Hey. You're live on traffic school.

Why are the advocates? Who's this? Mary Kay Carr. Got it. Joel.

What's up? How's it going? Hey. I was calling in, on crazy Carl. So Yeah.

We can't take complaints. I bought a car without a title, a classic, and I ended up getting a title for it, but it was a bit of a process. So did I commit a felony on that, or did the guy who sold it to me commit the felony? The guy that sold it. But this is the thing.

A lot of those cars, there is an issue with the title. Right? We have a dim, we have a DMV investigator that works out of our office. She's absolutely amazing. Before I bought a car like that, I would get with her and say, hey.

This is the car I'm looking at. This is the VIN. I've talked to the seller. This is what he says the issue is with the title. What do you recommend?

And then she could give you advice on whether or not it's wise to buy the car or if there's issues with the car. She'll come and inspect the car. She'll make sure that the VIN matches the door plate, matches the dash plate, matches the engine plate, matches this plate. There's all kinds of places there's VINs on cars. Right?

So she'll make sure that any of that. It only had a VIN plated. It was a a rolling chassis. Yeah. So she'll do, her investigation and then she can actually work through and get a title for you under the right circumstances.

Not every circumstance is gonna be able to work out that way, but I definitely would get her on board if there was not a title involved before. But now if we're talking about newer current cars and all of a sudden they don't have a title, there's a reason for that. And it's more likely somebody's gotta lean on that vehicle. Right. Right.

Well, I I rolled the dice. I paid the guy. It was a good deal. I ended up Those are the ones that can't pass up a good deal. I got some radios in the back of my car I wanna sell you too.

I'm kidding. That's horrible. It was it was like a nine month process, but I did end up getting a title clean and cleared for it. There you go. From what I end I have to go back in three years and get the title cleared out.

I respect the commitment. Really, I do. Especially when you got a Flintstone in the car. Right. Right.

Oh, yeah. Got a nice made a hole think I did it the right way, but it did end up working out. Oh, yeah. There's definitely a way, but I would definitely check with the Department of Motor Vehicles investigator and make sure you're doing it doing or can even do it or it's worth doing before I got involved. Fair enough.

Another thing somebody needs to think about too is if you buy a stolen vehicle because they don't have the title, you can still be charged for being in possession Really? Of a stolen property. Oh, yeah. They take it from you. Yep.

They come take it, and you'd have nothing except a sad smile and a wore out pair of shoes. A sad bank account. Like I said, I I rolled the dice. I kind of assumed that it could be stolen, but I didn't know that, obviously. Ended up being okay.

The, I don't know how this kid ended up with this car, but it ended up out of, North Carolina. And I had to get information for the original owner, send him certified mail. And then I didn't I wasn't allowed to read the letter that was sent back. I had to send it into the DMV in the Boise office. Rules.

Rules. Rules. Rules. Rules. Commitment.

You guys have a lot of hoops to jump through to make this all legal. Well, we're glad you got your car. Alright, guys. I just wanted to throw that out there. Appreciate it.

You you as well. Have a great weekend. Yep. You too, peaches. Alright.

We got someone else here? No felonies here. Hey. You're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocates. Who's this?

This is Troublemaker again. Troublemaker helping the show out. Did I hear did I hear you say off the screen something about peaches have a girlfriend? Have you talked to this guy? Hey.

It's it's just rumors. It's all alleged. I told you it's all rumors. Just whispers throughout these calls. He's begging her now to send a text.

It's a I it's an AI. Yeah. He's staring concerning me on this call right now. I texted her as the last guy was talking. I said, would you be mad if I ever got you a purple PT Cruiser?

And? She said she said, I don't know. I wouldn't be mad, but maybe I'd pick something different. I know a lot of people that would pick something different. Okay, Peaches.

You gotta bring her out in the public. We gotta you gotta prove it. Yeah. Right. Do you think she'd wanna be seen with him in public?

Right. He's gotta keep because Peaches needs a pallet series going. He can't, you know, sacrifice integrity a lot. Well, we film we filmed one in front of her the Weird Al Show. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. We we were in the suite and Jade's like, here, go to somebody else's suite and then I'll just sit there by yourself. It's terrible. And she watched me go sit there and try to fit in one of those tiny little chairs. It's like a public humiliation ritual.

Alright, Peach. Get out of here. Alright. Peach should do this for views. Come on.

Do it for the vine. Right. That's what the kids said back in the day. Bubblegum's after me. Gotta go.

Oh, alright. Alright. Next caller. Here we go. Hey.

You're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? Hello? I guess we'll never know. It's Silent Bob.

Wow. I think. Well, if you wanna call in (208) 535-1015. Don't forget also listeners, crazy figure eight car races, tonight. Oh, yeah.

At the, Madison County Fairgrounds in Rexburg. 07:00. It's gonna be a show. Maddie has been wanting to be a driver for that event for quite some time now. So, Maddie, you wanna I went and watched it and it looked like a ball.

And, I just gotta find the strength in me to, rip out a windshield and get a good helmet because I've seen all the mud fly up in their faces and maybe some wheel windshield wipers on your On your glasses? Yeah. Or like those peel off sheets that they have because it it looks to get pretty, Antense. Yes. That's the right word.

K Bear, how's it going? Pretty good. Who's this? This is Adam. What what's your question?

So have we got a couple of DJs in there today? We got me. We got Matty, the marketing assistant. We got Lieutenant Crane. That's it.

So no. Really no DJs. You're right. Not DJs. No professional broadcasters in this room, obviously.

Sorry, Maddie. When you said walk 10 steps or they said walk 10 steps down, I thought you were from a different station that I listened to. Unfortunately, no. She also she does the, community calendar update that you hear every so often. I'm too underqualified to be a DJ, unfortunately.

I just sometimes times get roped into doing this as a, you know, a little treat. She'll, she said she she hosted Jank Show last Saturday. She's hosting it again tomorrow. And then any single time Victor is out besides this week, she hasn't hopped on the noon hour with me. But, yeah, sometimes she'll come in on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem.

Well, I mean, yeah, I think she's got a better voice for for than me, which isn't saying much. Yes. There you go, man. See? Thank you.

I'm actually really insecure about how my voice sounds on the radio. I sound like a Careful. You just about ripped your shirt, Flex. I'm like, what can I say? Golly.

Thank you so much. I appreciate it. My so my actual question is, I was just been wondering this for a while. Have you guys ever had some sort of a call in question or something to win a prize? If someone calls in and they they get the right answer, but they're they say, oh, I just wanted to get the right answer.

I don't care about the prize. Give it to the next guy that calls or something like that. Never had that happen, but I would easily be like, okay. Sure. If you wanna just skip out on what what what does Ben bring from Ben from the advocates?

What does he bring occasionally? Like, a $200 Visa card? $150? If somebody's if somebody's passing out on passing up on that, I don't know what their financial situation is, but that'd be pretty wild. Right.

I mean, like, if you're handing out rodeo tickets and that's not their thing, something like that, you know. But I think for the most part, if they know they know the answer to the question or they they think they know it and they do say it, I don't think they wanna call in to win rodeo tickets. I think they'll, for the most part, be so discouraged by the prize not to, you know, talk trash on the rodeo. But, you know, I I just don't think they'll participate. Yeah.

I just wonder if some people either really want the validation or just that bored. Oh, there was one there was that, Weird Al Yankovic ticket giveaway that we did recently where we had listeners sing, and there was a lot of people not calling in. For how coveted those those tickets were, you can tell most people were like, I'm too embarrassed to have my voice broadcasted singing like that on the radio. They didn't wanna engage in your public humiliation ritual. Right.

Yeah. I've admitted terrible things on the air before. Hey. And that's what was What's your commercial ticket? What?

What seats were those tickets? They're on the floor, right there in the middle. Yeah. I ended up being kinda far in the back. It would have been nice.

But, embarrassing myself on the radio also doesn't sound fun. So Sometimes you just wanna shed all the shame. You gotta do it for the entertainment. You gotta make sure the listeners are having fun. Right?

Yeah. Yeah. I guess I could make up a name too. Exactly. Anyway Well, appreciate it.

That's all I got. You guys have a good one. Hey. You as well. You as well.

Let's see if we can get one more color. Did they hang up? Oh. Oh. They hung up.

Well, traffic school powered by the advocates wrapping up here again tonight. The Madison County Fairgrounds in Rexburg. The crazy figure eight car races are at seven. Appreciate you, lieutenant Crane, for stopping by even though Victor's not here, you know, still doing the show. Sorry.

Matt has spent a lot better. Really? Yeah. You guys are great company. Sure.

Is your blood pressure a little bit lower? I didn't get wound up. I didn't get called names. You didn't make fun of me. Nothing.

You know, I'm really glad that we could create a safe space for you. Great. And we'll have, Victor in next week, and, we'll see how, how we how he how his travels were. He did get matching tattoos with his daughter and his lady, Ozzy Osbourne signature right there on his wrist. Yeah.

So That's what every person wants. Right. To each their own. To to peach their own, as I say. Anyway, I'll be back at noon for the noon hour of madness and mayhem.

And thank you to those that called in for this program. And, yeah, we'll be back here in just a few.